Ok.
Little do you know, everyone teaches themselves everything when they take knowledge from their environment. The face that this knowledge might come other people instead of direct experience doesn't matter.
As such, YOU are your least favorite teacher! The Seagulls are coming for YOU! Mwa, Ha! Ha!
I wish I knew how to animate.
Very well, but your hands fall off.
I wish mean people looked ugly, and nice people looked beautiful.