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A.J. Bauer
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« on: October 04, 2011, 08:48:30 PM »

Take the wish of the last person who has posted and corrupt it in any way you can! Then, post your own wish!

Example:

I wish I had a puppy!

Granted, but it's a vicious Doberman and attacks you.
I wish for a million dollars.

I'll start it off:

I wish for world peace.
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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2011, 09:38:39 PM »


I wish for world peace.

Granted, but without armed conflict to keep the population down third world populations explode and millions who would have been quickly executed die slow, lingering deaths from starvation.

I wish for the power to make myself irresistible to a woman of my choice at will.
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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2011, 10:43:45 PM »

But she is 19 years old and you die of sexual exhaustion a week later!

I wish . . . hmmm.  I wish my daughter didn't hurt all the time.
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2011, 12:54:58 PM »

Granted. Now you hurt all the time.

I wish Batman Forever never existed.
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« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2011, 05:18:31 PM »

Granted.. unfortunately, now Batman And Robin exists forever.

I wish I had a billion dollars.
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« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2011, 05:39:43 PM »


I wish I had a billion dollars.

The Sicilian mafia loans you a billion dollars... at 25% monthly interest.

I wish I had a nice cold beer.
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"...the luscious love melons of Linnea Quigley are back on the screen in 'Sexbomb,' except that she's no longer Linnea Quigley. She's billed simply as 'Linnea'... So, you might be wondering, where is Linnea Qui... I mean, Linnea? She's exactly where we would expect, wandering around through the background with her breasts hanging out. She's got maybe, oh, eight words to say in this movie, and most of them are 'Here, I brought you some coffee.'"-Joe Bob on SEXBOMB
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« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2011, 05:58:37 PM »

Granted.  It just got poured down your underpants!

I wish I didn't have to grade papers tonight!
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« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2011, 06:28:09 PM »

Granted. But now you have a huge backup of papers for you to grade every night for the rest of your career.

I wish Freddie Mercury was still alive.
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« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2011, 06:50:54 PM »

Granted but now he's a zombie that chomps on your brain.

I wish I lived in a huge and beaufiful, spacious mansion.
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« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2011, 07:38:20 PM »

Granted, but it also functions as a drunken frat house.

I wish for continued good health.
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« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2011, 07:49:52 PM »

Granted, but it also functions as a drunken frat house.

I wish for continued good health.

Granted, but you are confined to a Wal-Mart bathroom for the rest of your life.

I wish for infinity wishes.
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« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2011, 07:56:25 PM »

Granted, but some of your anger wishes will come true.

I wish for a root beer.
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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2011, 08:59:19 PM »

Granted but its actually beer made from roots.

I wish Christmas didn't exist. 
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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2011, 09:12:15 PM »

Granted.. your name is now Ebenezer Scrooge.

I wish I could fly.
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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2011, 10:12:59 PM »

Granted only now someone mistakes you for a vampire and shoots a wooden stake through your heart.

I wish Superman was real.
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