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« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2011, 10:54:21 PM »

He is, but he thinks you are Lex Luthor.

I wish I could lose 50 pounds!
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« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2011, 10:55:16 PM »

Granted. You no longer have a torso. I suggest a closed casket funeral.

I wish Uwe Boll would retire.
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BROTHA NOOMSIE!!!


« Reply #17 on: October 06, 2011, 05:46:48 PM »

Granted.. but only from fishing.

I wish Michael Bay broke his neck.
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« Reply #18 on: October 06, 2011, 06:38:24 PM »

But then someone'll kick him in a fit of rage and his neck would snap back into place. :(

I wish I was Electric Man.
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« Reply #19 on: October 06, 2011, 06:42:18 PM »

But then someone'll kick him in a fit of rage and his neck would snap back into place. :(

I wish I was Electric Man.

Granted, but now everyone and everything you touch is fried to a crisp.

I wish I were taller.
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« Reply #20 on: October 06, 2011, 07:02:57 PM »

You are, but your bones are so brittle from stretching you can't walk.

I wish Anne Hathaway would fall hopelessly in love with me.
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« Reply #21 on: October 06, 2011, 07:44:55 PM »

Granted. But shortly after falling in love with you she hits an all time low in her career and has to leave you due to financial problems.

I wish Megan fox could act.
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« Reply #22 on: October 06, 2011, 09:21:18 PM »

Granted.  But that alerts Darkseid to Earth, and your city is taken over by parademons.

I wish I could shapeshift into any animal.
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« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2011, 03:46:28 AM »

Granted, but your always a female and it's mating season.

I wish I could travel through time.
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« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2011, 05:56:11 AM »

Granted, you are now Doctor Who's assistant. Though on your first day with him you- Oh s**t! What's that! Don't blink!



You are now dead.

I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was slaughtered.
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« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2011, 08:37:07 AM »


I wish the Westboro Baptist Church was slaughtered.

Granted, but they become martyrs and inspire dozens of copycat groups. 

I wish there were more hours in a day.
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« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2011, 07:16:22 PM »

Granted though now your work schedule has been tripled.

I wish Bill Cosby would stop acting so self righteous.
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« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2011, 07:42:14 PM »

Granted, but now all he does is go "Shnizzum shnazzum jello pudding new Coke!" and other such nonsense.

I wish people would just give me money and I didn't have to work for it.
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« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2011, 09:33:30 PM »

Granted though its Monopoly money.

I wish people wouldn't p**s on toilet seats.

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« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2011, 09:56:01 PM »

Granted.  Now they poop on them.


I wish I could quit my job and hunt arrowheads full time . . . and still get paid.
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"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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