A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #30 on: October 09, 2011, 12:34:28 AM » |
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Granted. But you're being payed something very far below minimum wage.
I wish teenagers would just quit b***hing.
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Sleepyskull
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« Reply #31 on: October 09, 2011, 05:29:56 AM » |
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Granted. But you're being payed something very far below minimum wage.
I wish teenagers would just quit b***hing.
Granted, but now they can set things on fire with their mind. b***hing doesn't sound so bad now, does it? I wish I could fire my sweat like bullets. |
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Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world`s original sin. - Oscar Wilde
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JaseSF
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Soon, your brain will turn to jelly.
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« Reply #32 on: October 09, 2011, 01:52:39 PM » |
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Granted only now they will eventually ricohet and land inside you.
I wish I had room for an extensive library.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #33 on: October 09, 2011, 03:47:12 PM » |
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Granted. I bulldozed half your house. Plenty of room to build a library now!
I wish someone would make a good Ghost Rider movie.
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2011, 10:17:49 PM » |
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Done though its now a well directed musical.
I wish bad food was healthy
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2011, 11:32:31 PM » |
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Granted. But now water gives you cancer.
I wish I was 25 again.
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Sleepyskull
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« Reply #36 on: October 10, 2011, 01:45:07 AM » |
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Granted. But now water gives you cancer.
I wish I was 25 again.
Granted, but you have switched bodies with a 25 year old Michael Moore and can only speak in a stereotypical Australian accent.  I wish I could drive a car made out of diamond. |
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« Reply #37 on: October 10, 2011, 12:47:39 PM » |
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Granted. But it got car jacked on the first day.
I wish I was immortal.
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« Reply #38 on: October 10, 2011, 04:03:41 PM » |
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Granted. But it got car jacked on the first day.
I wish I was immortal.
Granted. But you need to drink blood to survive. I wish I was taller. |
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« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2011, 04:38:51 PM » |
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Granted, but now your 6'11 1/2"
I wish for a banana.
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JaseSF
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« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2011, 06:59:14 PM » |
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Granted but sadly it just isn't ripe.
I wish I had all the time in the world.
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« Reply #41 on: October 10, 2011, 07:53:17 PM » |
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Granted. You now own every clock on Earth.
I wish I could write better puns.
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Mr. DS
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« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2011, 09:33:09 PM » |
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Granted though now you are bound for life to make a smart ass reply whenever a "weird news story" is posted.
I wish fire was edible.
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« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2011, 10:02:13 PM » |
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Granted, but you really don't want to know what it feels like on the way out.
I wish marijuana was legal.
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Bela
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« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2011, 10:18:39 PM » |
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Granted. But now yer a smelly hippie selling jewlery made of beer tabs on a street corner in L.A.
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