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JaseSF
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« Reply #75 on: November 07, 2011, 08:31:21 PM »

Granted but now you never leave the house as you spend all your time creating more pizza dough.

I wish I could think of even better wishes.
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WingedSerpent
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I AM THE BAD PHOTOSHOP EFFECT!


« Reply #76 on: November 07, 2011, 08:32:59 PM »

Granted. The dough is perfect.  But the toppings are all wrong and you set the oven for only 120 degrees for 60 seconds. 


I wish I could travel to meet a fellow badmovies.org member.
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« Reply #77 on: November 08, 2011, 08:56:03 AM »

Granted. You arrange to meet a badmovies.org member in a hotel. You get there and find that the member is Wyrewizard.

I wish Tim Burton would try his hand at Dracula.
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« Reply #78 on: November 08, 2011, 09:09:09 AM »

Granted. He begins the project but then dies of a terrible heart attack. The studio then hires Michael Bay as a replacement.

I wish sandwiches could talk.

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JaseSF
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« Reply #79 on: November 08, 2011, 09:38:14 PM »

Granted only now they scream at you "Don't Eat Me!" whenever you try to bite into one.

I wish I'd never forget anything.
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« Reply #80 on: November 09, 2011, 12:05:53 AM »

Granted, but your brain outgrows your skull in a vain effort to hold all the extra RAM.

I wish all my EBay auctions would sell every week!
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« Reply #81 on: November 09, 2011, 12:20:25 AM »

Granted, but your EBay items draw the attention of a bizarre cult living in rusting schoolbuses out in the desert.

I wish I could speak Russian.
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« Reply #82 on: November 10, 2011, 09:21:22 PM »

Granted. You can now speak the Russian words for "Toast" and "Plunger".

I wish I could summon and control the Elder Gods.
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« Reply #83 on: November 11, 2011, 01:08:26 AM »

Ooops. Killed it.

I wish I could summon and control the Elder Gods.

Granted but it takes an elaborate year long ritual and commands must be 3 letters or less. 

I wish I knew all the answers to improve the condition of everyone in the world. 
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JaseSF
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« Reply #84 on: November 11, 2011, 10:34:02 PM »

Granted only now you'll never again have a peaceful moment in your life as everyone comes to you to solve their problems.

I wish I could fix machinery like Forge of the X-Men.
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« Reply #85 on: November 11, 2011, 10:50:16 PM »

Granted, but the FBI will know about it and will arrest you on the Spot.

I wish for Mardi Gras 24/7!
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« Reply #86 on: November 13, 2011, 12:17:15 PM »

Granted. But the constant noise and celebration has caused such commotion Mardi Gras has been permanently cancelled.

I wish there was a woman out there for me.
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« Reply #87 on: November 25, 2011, 12:42:04 AM »

Granted.  She's Rosanne Barr's identical twin.


I wish the wind wouldn't blow Saturday so I could get my boat out.
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« Reply #88 on: November 26, 2011, 09:24:43 PM »

Granted.  She's Rosanne Barr's identical twin.


I wish the wind wouldn't blow Saturday so I could get my boat out.

Granted but a severe drought has reduced water levels to only 3 inches in all waterways.

I wish I could have an easier time relaxing. 
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JaseSF
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« Reply #89 on: November 28, 2011, 08:03:37 PM »

Granted only now you can no longer get excited about anything.

I wish they wouldn't put up Christmas decorations almost two months ahead of time.
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