JaseSF
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« Reply #75 on: November 07, 2011, 08:31:21 PM » |
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Granted but now you never leave the house as you spend all your time creating more pizza dough.
I wish I could think of even better wishes.
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WingedSerpent
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I AM THE BAD PHOTOSHOP EFFECT!
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« Reply #76 on: November 07, 2011, 08:32:59 PM » |
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Granted. The dough is perfect. But the toppings are all wrong and you set the oven for only 120 degrees for 60 seconds.
I wish I could travel to meet a fellow badmovies.org member.
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At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...
In 1991, when The People's Court ratings started to slip, Judge Wapner reinstated the death penalty-Late Show Fun Fact
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #77 on: November 08, 2011, 08:56:03 AM » |
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Granted. You arrange to meet a badmovies.org member in a hotel. You get there and find that the member is Wyrewizard.
I wish Tim Burton would try his hand at Dracula.
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« Reply #78 on: November 08, 2011, 09:09:09 AM » |
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Granted. He begins the project but then dies of a terrible heart attack. The studio then hires Michael Bay as a replacement.
I wish sandwiches could talk.
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JaseSF
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« Reply #79 on: November 08, 2011, 09:38:14 PM » |
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Granted only now they scream at you "Don't Eat Me!" whenever you try to bite into one.
I wish I'd never forget anything.
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #80 on: November 09, 2011, 12:05:53 AM » |
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Granted, but your brain outgrows your skull in a vain effort to hold all the extra RAM.
I wish all my EBay auctions would sell every week!
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #81 on: November 09, 2011, 12:20:25 AM » |
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Granted, but your EBay items draw the attention of a bizarre cult living in rusting schoolbuses out in the desert.
I wish I could speak Russian.
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Seeking Tir a 'nOg since 1978.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #82 on: November 10, 2011, 09:21:22 PM » |
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Granted. You can now speak the Russian words for "Toast" and "Plunger".
I wish I could summon and control the Elder Gods.
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Couchtr26
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« Reply #83 on: November 11, 2011, 01:08:26 AM » |
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Ooops. Killed it.
I wish I could summon and control the Elder Gods.
Granted but it takes an elaborate year long ritual and commands must be 3 letters or less. I wish I knew all the answers to improve the condition of everyone in the world. |
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At it's Couchtr26, working..... AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Horror.
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JaseSF
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« Reply #84 on: November 11, 2011, 10:34:02 PM » |
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Granted only now you'll never again have a peaceful moment in your life as everyone comes to you to solve their problems.
I wish I could fix machinery like Forge of the X-Men.
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« Reply #85 on: November 11, 2011, 10:50:16 PM » |
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Granted, but the FBI will know about it and will arrest you on the Spot.
I wish for Mardi Gras 24/7!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #86 on: November 13, 2011, 12:17:15 PM » |
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Granted. But the constant noise and celebration has caused such commotion Mardi Gras has been permanently cancelled.
I wish there was a woman out there for me.
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indianasmith
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« Reply #87 on: November 25, 2011, 12:42:04 AM » |
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Granted. She's Rosanne Barr's identical twin.
I wish the wind wouldn't blow Saturday so I could get my boat out.
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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« Reply #88 on: November 26, 2011, 09:24:43 PM » |
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Granted. She's Rosanne Barr's identical twin.
I wish the wind wouldn't blow Saturday so I could get my boat out.
Granted but a severe drought has reduced water levels to only 3 inches in all waterways. I wish I could have an easier time relaxing. |
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JaseSF
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« Reply #89 on: November 28, 2011, 08:03:37 PM » |
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Granted only now you can no longer get excited about anything.
I wish they wouldn't put up Christmas decorations almost two months ahead of time.
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