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El Misfit
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« Reply #120 on: December 11, 2012, 12:20:28 AM »

Granted, but it will cost you $5.00

I wish to be a pony.
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« Reply #121 on: December 11, 2012, 01:56:20 PM »

Granted, but it will cost you $5.00

I wish to be a pony.
Granted....and you live your life at children's birthday parties giving rides to sticky,loud kids.

I wish I had a well-paying job.
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« Reply #122 on: December 11, 2012, 02:39:46 PM »

Granted, but it will cost you $5.00

I wish to be a pony.
Granted....and you live your life at children's birthday parties giving rides to sticky,loud kids.

I wish I had a well-paying job.

     GRANTED- You are now Obama's s**t catcher Press Secretary.

I wish I could lose 100 pounds and 30 years.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #123 on: December 11, 2012, 02:59:01 PM »

I wish I could lose 100 pounds and 30 years.

Granted.  You are now thirty years older and anorexic.

I wish I could make my imagination real.
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« Reply #124 on: December 11, 2012, 03:14:21 PM »


I wish I could make my imagination real.

Granted. Just try not to imagine an elephant slowly crushing your head into a bloody pulp, won't you?

I wish broccoli tasted like candy.
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« Reply #125 on: December 11, 2012, 06:39:36 PM »

Granted.  It now tastes like Candy, the 73-year old prostitute who never shaves, has terrible B.O. and hasn't douched since the Eisenhower administration.

I want my own swimming pool!
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« Reply #126 on: December 11, 2012, 06:52:11 PM »

Granted, but it has a hole.

I wish for Atari to come back.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #127 on: December 11, 2012, 07:14:16 PM »

Granted, now it is the biggest flop in all of history.

I want a turtle as a friend.
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« Reply #128 on: December 12, 2012, 06:51:53 PM »

Here you go:

Just remember, friends don't eat each other! (well, not in the literal sense)

I wish for a time machine.
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« Reply #129 on: December 12, 2012, 08:48:04 PM »

Here ya go:

It goes Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc...

(I ripped this joke off of an old comic strip; I don't remember the name.  Picture from Wikimedia, license here: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MontreGousset001.jpg)

I wish for $5.
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« Reply #130 on: December 13, 2012, 12:18:09 PM »

Here ya go:

It goes Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc, Tic-Toc...

(I ripped this joke off of an old comic strip; I don't remember the name.  Picture from Wikimedia, license here: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MontreGousset001.jpg)

I wish for $5.



Granted...you have a crisp new $5 bill....but due to inflation everything costs $6.

I wish it would never get over 90 degrees here.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #131 on: December 13, 2012, 03:43:49 PM »

Granted, it only stays at 89.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999oF


I wish for something stupid.
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« Reply #132 on: December 14, 2012, 04:57:44 PM »

Granted, it only stays at 89.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999oF


I wish for something stupid.


     Ta-DAHHHHHH!




      I wish for a good, rare steak.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
El Misfit
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« Reply #133 on: December 14, 2012, 06:00:44 PM »

Granted, here it is:

It's very rare as you can see! TeddyR TongueOut

What is this doing on my bed?
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« Reply #134 on: December 19, 2012, 01:14:16 PM »

Granted, here it is:

It's very rare as you can see! TeddyR TongueOut

What is this doing on my bed?


The backstroke....boom chink!

I wish my back didn't hurt.
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