Pretty much finishing up October...
THE SADDEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD (2003): Certified Weird! "The screenplay is crammed with sappy, snappy lines that spit in the eye of sorrow: Chester’s pithy 'Sadness is just happiness turned on its ass!'; a radio commentator’s observation that 'no one can beat the Siamese when it comes to dignity, cats or twins, but I’m embarrassed to say that before now I’d never taken Siamese sadness all that seriously;' and Lady Port-Huntley’s famous pronouncement, 'if you’re sad, and you like beer, then I’m your lady.'"
BELLFLOWER (2011): "In reality, geeky tinkerers Woodrow and Aiden would be delusional dweebs, more Gyro Captains than Lord Humungouses, but
Bellflower seems eager to convince us they’re actually awesome lady killers who melt the panties off hot hipster chicks. To which I can only say: seriously, dude?"
ELENA (2011): "
Elena has a deep bottom. And the author of a single review cannot possibly reach it."-EV
More Mad Mozart: LA FINTA GIARDINIERI (2006): "Audrey II from
Little Shop of Horrors (1986) shows up ( I kid you not), chomps down on both Belfiore and Violante, thus generating their “madness’—which takes place in a spider’s den with an arachnid that’s about as animated as Jack Arnold’s
Tarantula (1955)."-AE