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« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2011, 08:36:33 PM »

A classic from It Conquered the World!



I can't find a good photo online of him online (perhaps someone can?) but the monster from Fire Maidens of Outer Space makes ole Beulah look like a cinematic masterpiece by comparison IMO.
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« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2011, 08:41:04 PM »

The goblins from Troll 2

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« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2011, 11:04:21 PM »

INVASION OF THE STAR CREATURES



FYI it's supposed to be some kind of plant man from the stars. The movie is a terrible A.I.P. comedy about two alien Amazons invading Earth and tangling with two hapless saps. The lady aliens are named 'Poona' and 'Tanga'. Seriously.


For some real 'Starmen' get a load of the aliens from WARNING FROM SPACE:


If you were to guess there are Japanese actors under those getups - you'd be right.
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« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2011, 12:21:02 PM »



...to quote an oldie but a goodie I've seen bathtubs that left a better film.


Who said that?  That's hilarious!

By the way, in that artist's rendering the Terror seems to have organs from both sexes.  Just sayin...

Here's my "classic":



Wow...I sure wish I could remember who said that. It seems like forever ago.
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« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2011, 01:28:18 PM »


...to quote an oldie but a goodie I've seen bathtubs that left a better film.

Who said that?  That's hilarious!

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Wow...I sure wish I could remember who said that. It seems like forever ago.
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Maybe it was Chris Rock as Nat X?  I still use one movie review line he invented: "I've seen better acting in fast-actin' Tinactin!"
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« Reply #35 on: October 29, 2011, 12:24:00 PM »


...to quote an oldie but a goodie I've seen bathtubs that left a better film.

Who said that?  That's hilarious!

Wow...I sure wish I could remember who said that. It seems like forever ago.
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Maybe it was Chris Rock as Nat X?  I still use one movie review line he invented: "I've seen better acting in fast-actin' Tinactin!"
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My twin reminded me....and I misquoted it a bit. It was Statler and Waldorph from "The Muppet Movie"....."I've seen detergents that left a better film that this!".
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« Reply #36 on: November 16, 2011, 02:14:56 PM »

     From DESTINATION INNER SPACE....

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« Reply #37 on: November 16, 2011, 02:24:49 PM »

A classic from It Conquered the World!



I can't find a good photo online of him online (perhaps someone can?) but the monster from Fire Maidens of Outer Space makes ole Beulah look like a cinematic masterpiece by comparison IMO.


Here's a couple of photos of good ol' Beulah, as the moster was affectionately known to the cast and crew.



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« Reply #38 on: November 16, 2011, 03:01:44 PM »

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« Reply #39 on: November 16, 2011, 03:37:46 PM »

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« Reply #40 on: November 16, 2011, 10:15:52 PM »



That is funny, I like this.

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« Reply #41 on: November 16, 2011, 10:19:29 PM »

The Brain (1988)



Dark Universe (1993)



Battle Beyond the Sun (1962)



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« Reply #42 on: November 16, 2011, 10:26:28 PM »

How can we not use Beliah??

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« Reply #43 on: November 16, 2011, 10:41:03 PM »

Screamer got a liilte cheesy

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« Reply #44 on: November 17, 2011, 02:10:18 PM »

     OCTAMAN

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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

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