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« on: October 26, 2011, 05:46:07 PM »

Hey folks!
Couldn't exactly describe the topic very well but basically what I'm asking is, what are your favorite stuff to watch for/comments/things I learned from watching this movie/etc. that either Andrew or other readers have put in their reviews?
Stuff to watch for:
92 minutes: Huh?  Did he just say "Ugga"?

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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2011, 07:33:00 PM »

Pretty much the entire majority of Stuff to Watch for of the Jungle Hell review:
33 mins - Stock elephant footage... (Around now I checked my cable box to ensure that "The Discovery Channel" was not bleeding over or something.)
38 mins - Oh joy, stock freaking elephant footage...
61 mins - Arrrggghhh! Stock elephant footage...
65 mins - Elephants, the stuff nightmares are made of...

Pretty much the tagline for Rainbow Brite review:
Ask me again how I did not go insane watching this movie.

Also this line from The Garbage Pail Kids review by Ethan:
There's even a scene where the kids break into a supply store and steal cloth and fabric for their mutant sweatshop operations. And all the while they sing one of the creepiest tunes I've ever heard. While doing their nasty little deed, they swoon, "We can do anything by working la la la la..." I reach for the heroin. The needle is sharp, but the sting is slowly replaced by sheer bliss...

I'd quote one of my reviews, but I'm already promoting myself enough by putting the link to my work in my Signature.


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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2011, 10:57:38 PM »

Several great remarks in Andrew's review of The Being, but I particularly like his comment about the mayor protecting the interests of "Big Potato."

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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2011, 01:10:57 AM »

Stuff to watch for:
92 minutes: Huh?  Did he just say "Ugga"?

 TeddyR TeddyR Professor Toru Tanaka does say that before Chuck Norris clouts him in the face.  TeddyR

Pretty much all the remarks in Russell's review of the horror that is Midnight make me laugh but this is one of the best:

In conclusion, why did I hate this film? Well, it's pretty damn boring. And save for Nancy, Tom and Hank and one sacrificial victim, either nobody acts worth a s**t or they have the most banal dialogue. Also, this cult is stupid. Satan should want nothing to do with these lame-os. And that fat brother did nothing but giggle throughout the movie. If it was intended to scare me, all it did was make me hate the film even more. I'd call this film spare toilet paper, but that would be an insult to my @$$. Please, if you have any sense of self-respect, avoid this crappy film, the go egg Leonard Maltin's house.

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