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A.J. Bauer
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« on: October 26, 2011, 08:06:14 PM »

Let's honor the most hilarious men and women on Badmovies.org.

Quote your favorite comments by other users. If you can't find the original quote, just paraphrase. If you don't remember who said it, that's fine too.

The only rule is that you can't quote yourself.
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« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2011, 09:00:31 PM »

I liked when Jack said he remedied a home repair by planting a tomato plant in front of it.  
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« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2011, 09:55:49 PM »

I liked Burgo's comment on the Ever seen a ghost, UFO, Bigfoot, or anything else like it thread:

I believe there are plenty of Klingons around Uranus.


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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2011, 06:07:45 AM »

ANYTHING Ghouck has ever posted
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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2011, 06:48:10 AM »

ANYTHING Ghouck has ever posted

This for example ~ ghouck on Hot Pockets.  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle

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They're crap food, but they're 'Road Trip' kind of crap food. I liked the beef and cheese, the pizza ones were always too salty. I had one of the newer jalapeno flavored ones, which made me crap so hard I actually felt recoil.

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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2011, 12:32:12 PM »

In the simple but effective category, I'll say I liked Trevor's recent posting of the thread entitled "Uwe Boll's 'House of the Dead'" in the "Good Movies" forum, with the post reading simply:

"Just kidding."

That cracked me up.
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2011, 12:42:50 PM »

AllHallowsDay:

Cornelius.

Partly, as I just dont get it. But randon Planet of the Apes comments are fine by me.


I also like it when Indy makes a comment.
Then Newt makes one.
Then Indy makes one.
Then Newt is... Thinking one...  Wink
Indy makes another.

'Indy Political Tennis' (available in shops now just in time for Christmas) is always fun. Dont always agree with the commets but they certainly have flavour.

There's too much fun here to pick one.   Thumbup
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« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2011, 11:06:18 AM »

Probably when we were having a nice cheery chat about Christmas and I clicked on some link from Darksider only to find out the SOB Rick Rolled me   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2011, 12:33:15 PM »

" the W.S. in Paul W.S. Anderson's name stands for "What Script".
-Torgo.

" The thing is, the LotR movies aren't well-made.  The only thing separating them from an Uwe Boll movie is the amount of money spent on them."
-Akiratubo

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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2011, 12:07:15 PM »

I haven't seen the Bieber movie, but I'm sure it's a perfectly serviceable sugary pop concert film for those who would like that sort of thing.

I corrected you.  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2011, 12:13:59 PM »

For some reason Andrew's comment on 70's porn - "egad, the 70;s were WOOLY, weren't they" - cracks me up every time I read it.
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« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2011, 09:31:09 PM »

I'm partial to every comment in the infamous "Man drinks daughter's breast milk thread"

Saucerman's Billy Mays joke was a thing of beauty.
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

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« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2011, 11:04:16 PM »

I attempted to watch the final LOTR movie and like the others before I ejected it




AAAAAHHHHHRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How do you live????????? Buggedout Buggedout BounceGiggle TeddyR

LORD OF THE RINGS????????

You did NOT!!!!!!

(Indy clutches his chest, spits up the ribs he has for dinner, and collapses.)
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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2011, 04:06:37 AM »

Probably when we were having a nice cheery chat about Christmas and I clicked on some link from Darksider only to find out the SOB Rick Rolled me   BounceGiggle

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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2011, 04:15:07 AM »

In the simple but effective category, I'll say I liked Trevor's recent posting of the thread entitled "Uwe Boll's 'House of the Dead'" in the "Good Movies" forum, with the post reading simply:

"Just kidding."

That cracked me up.

 TeddyR TeddyR
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