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« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2011, 08:30:58 PM »

If you're asking HOW I wanna go...this is it...
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But, in all honesty, the likeliest way is a heart attack or OD.  Given my family history of heart problems and my history with substances, it's gonna be one or the other.
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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2011, 08:00:20 PM »

knocked out unconscious and runned down by a steam roller
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yeah no.
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« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2011, 06:34:25 AM »

Like Jimmy Cagney in WHITE HEAT.

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« Reply #18 on: December 09, 2011, 05:59:25 PM »

None for me, thanks. I plan to live forever.
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« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2011, 10:45:43 AM »

None for me, thanks. I plan to live forever.
Good luck,man. Hope it works out.
Me-If I died tommorow-I'm good with it.
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« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2011, 05:16:53 PM »

I've spent a lot of time thinking about this and decided the best way to die would be to have this woman take me over her knee and spank me to death.





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« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2011, 09:05:16 PM »

Heart attack when I'm 94 years old while getting oral sex from a 25 year old chubby girl with huge tits.

Sure it'll probably scar her for life, but eh oh well.

Either that or die from an overdose on opium.
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« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2011, 10:11:36 PM »

Given the choice, I'd choose not to...but if I had to pick, I'd go with old age.
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« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2011, 02:07:50 PM »

Quietly, comfortably, and far in the future.
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Hey....white women were in season.


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« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2011, 01:41:15 PM »

     Defending someone against great evil; and, I'd like to know that it's time.

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« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2012, 05:48:52 AM »

The Seekers' The Carnival Is Over is another song I'd like played and for my very few enemies who wish me to GTFO of this life quickly, The Moody Blues' Go NowWink
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« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2012, 01:50:25 PM »

knocked out unconscious and runned down by a steam roller


Doesn't look like too much fun.... Wink

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« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2012, 07:34:42 AM »

Not sure, but if the time comes before I have thought up an original idea off my own, Here are some creative ways off dying.

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Or lets see some more wholsome family friendly cartoons...

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Now lets play a game...

And that game is called "Which cartoon is more messed up"

cause I am not doing well at this one.
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« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2012, 09:04:54 PM »

Bees or ants forming a colony inside my body.
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« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2012, 09:28:45 PM »

soon
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