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« on: October 29, 2011, 01:58:48 PM »

If you had to die violently, then how would you choose to die?

Here are a dozen choices from me + 1 more for a baker's dozen.

01. Falling to me knees.
b. My eyes rolling up in the sockets till only the whites showed.
c. And then pitching forward on to my face

02. Falling.
b. Being smashed on the rocks.
c. Kicking and screaming all the way down.

03. Dieing with 36 inches of steel thru a lung.
b. Thinking: "It was fun while it lasted!"

04. Coming in second in a quick draw.
b. Realizing it.
c. And then being filled with lead.

05. Killing my worst enemy.
b. Spitting in society's face.
c. By turning the same gun on myself.
d. And blowing my brains out.

06. Being shot at least twice in the belly and gut.
b. But before dieing.
c. Leaving all to my worst enemy.

07. Grappling with my Vulcan opponent.
b. Being accidentally shot in the back of the head by my erstwhile partner in crime.
c. But still saying to my opponent: "Boy, you are good!"
d. And then my head exploding.

08. Being shot.
b. But literally dieing laughing.
c. Saying: "Yep! Life is a s.o.b."

09. Getting into a fight at the bottom of the stairs.
b. Winning the fight, but losing my life.
c. Dropping my sword.
d. Climbing the stairs.
e. Dieing in my lover's arms at the top of the stairs.
f. But, before doing so.
g. Learning that one time was enough, and she is pregnant with our son.
h. And thinking to myself: "Yep. Life will go on."

10. Jumping into a cauldron to my death.
b. But by so doing.
c. Beating an opponent I never could beat before.
d. And living long enough to say to him: "Beat you at least, pigboy!"

11. Making a "honest" woman out of a woman I have slept with for years.
b. By finally marrying her.
c. Going out to fight the unbeatable together.
d. And then dieing together.

12. Being beheaded.
b. But first, taking off my shirt, as it is my best shirt, and I do not want to get blood on it.
c. Being beheaded.
d. But, still being able to stand up afterwards.
e. Taking a step forward.
f. And tripping over the headsman's block.

13. Looking for a ride in the rain.
b. Being picked up.
c. Taken to her home.
d. Where she gets me drunk.
e. Kissing me and playing games with me.
f. Gets me into the tub.
g. Bathes me.
h. Has me stand up in the tub.
i. Services me.
j. Bites me.
k. Paralyzes me.
l. Insults me.
m. And drowns me in the tub, when the doorbell rings.

And yours?
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2011, 03:25:04 PM »

I want to die like this.

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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2011, 07:20:11 PM »

Being stabbed, then bitten into big chunks by a female triangle while two sociopathic marshmallows complain about how bored they are, all while riding on the back of a giant flying otter! TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2011, 07:24:37 PM »

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01. Falling to me knees.
b. My eyes rolling up in the sockets till only the whites showed.
c. And then pitching forward on to my face

If this is during sex...yes. TeddyR
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2011, 03:47:19 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2011, 06:15:24 AM »

Being stabbed, then bitten into big chunks by a female triangle while two sociopathic marshmallows complain about how bored they are, all while riding on the back of a giant flying otter! TeddyR

Heehee, I was just watching that.  TeddyR I love bizarre humor.
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« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2011, 08:18:16 AM »

Being stabbed, then bitten into big chunks by a female triangle while two sociopathic marshmallows complain about how bored they are, all while riding on the back of a giant flying otter! TeddyR

Heehee, I was just watching that.  TeddyR I love bizarre humor.

I was beginning to wonder if there were ANY other Filmcow fans on this board!  LOL  Last night I went to a Halloween Carnival dressed as The Cloak - complete with the "Axe of Capitalism!"  That is one of the funniest videos they ever did!
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« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2011, 11:25:14 AM »

from 1000 Ways to die, way to die number 1- Ichibonded (NSFW)
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2011, 12:40:41 AM »

Die of too much happiness.
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2011, 02:51:13 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2011, 05:01:53 AM »

How would I like to die? Not in anyway whatsoever.

Here's a quote from Woody Allen:

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."

I've grown attached to being alive through my slim time on this world. I'd like to not die. I'd like to keep that up as long as possible.
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2011, 03:48:44 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2011, 09:14:05 PM »

A few more:
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« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2011, 02:02:27 AM »

Peacefully.  Smile

Three songs must be played at my funeral ~ when the people come into the church, they must hear Going Home from the movie Local Hero. They will know that I have beliefs that I will go to a better place so Mark Knopfler's song will be appropriate.

In the middle of the hopefully short ceremony, the original Star Trek theme must be played.  Smile

When they leave, they will leave to the sounds of The Raiders March by John Williams ~ they will know that the person they are there for was a film fan his entire life and that this rousing theme was his favourite piece of movie music.

No mourning, no crying, no speeches and no black clothes please ~  dress casual and celebrate my life.

After the funeral, a party and my final wish is that if anyone wishes to remember me, they should go see a movie ~ any movie at all ~ and remember me that way.  TeddyR
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« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2011, 08:23:50 AM »

I want this played at my funeral, with full bagpipes:

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