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« on: November 06, 2011, 10:28:43 PM »



Yes Wedge, the cows are right.  Instead of seafood you need to eat mor chikin.
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2011, 10:30:56 PM »

Ackbar:  "So then I tell her, 'just to let you know theres a 'trap' in my pants if you know what I mean'  Heh heh heh, get it?  'Trap in my pants...'  A-hem...I'd better get back to the meeting."
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2011, 07:13:45 PM »

Ackbar:  "So then I tell her, 'just to let you know theres a 'trap' in my pants if you know what I mean'  Heh heh heh, get it?  'Trap in my pants...'  A-hem...I'd better get back to the meeting."

Wedge (to himself): More like a crap in his pants.
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2011, 01:55:40 PM »

And you think you can't get a date?
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2011, 06:56:16 PM »

 
 
Wedge: Yeah the thing is Admiral, me and the other Rebels were talking and we'd really like it if you could stay out of the steam room from now on. If you could avoid the sauna that would be great too."

Admiral Ackbar: "Why?"

Wedge: " Dude, on your best days you smell like a whore house at low tide."

A.A.: " Oh......"


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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2011, 10:14:20 PM »



I wish I knew how to quit you!
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2011, 10:19:54 PM »

Akbar: Careful Wedge, there's a giant white tack about to stab you in the head!
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2011, 10:12:00 AM »

 


Ackbar: So I hear you've hooked up with that hot blue Jedi with the head-tail thingies. I bet she's a freak

Wedge: Nah, nothing like that yet. We just went out to Chili's for drinks and appetizers.

Ackbar: Oh man I love their sliders.

Wedge: We had the fried calamar..............um.

Ackbar( shaking head): F@$&ing idiot!
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2012, 12:26:26 AM »



Ackbar: Respect my authoritah!
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2012, 12:29:31 AM »

So . . . Luke, Leia . . . what do you think?
Hot, or just sick?
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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2012, 12:48:11 AM »

....that shirt does make you look fat.
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2012, 02:23:12 PM »

Admiral A: " Yeah so when Skywalker took off his dad's helmet, dude's head looked like an @$$ made of marshmallows. No joke.".
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2012, 09:51:02 AM »



Wedge: "O-KAY! No more seafood at lunch. How would I know it was your uncle Sid?"
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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2012, 10:08:25 AM »

Wedge: "No, it's not my real name. My brother used to pull my underpants up a lot. Is Ackbar your full name?"

Ackbar: "No, my first name is Allahu."
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