sprite75
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« on: November 06, 2011, 10:28:43 PM » |
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 Yes Wedge, the cows are right. Instead of seafood you need to eat mor chikin. |
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God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2011, 10:30:56 PM » |
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Ackbar: "So then I tell her, 'just to let you know theres a 'trap' in my pants if you know what I mean' Heh heh heh, get it? 'Trap in my pants...' A-hem...I'd better get back to the meeting."
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sprite75
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2011, 07:13:45 PM » |
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Ackbar: "So then I tell her, 'just to let you know theres a 'trap' in my pants if you know what I mean' Heh heh heh, get it? 'Trap in my pants...' A-hem...I'd better get back to the meeting."
Wedge (to himself): More like a crap in his pants. |
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tracy
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2011, 01:55:40 PM » |
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And you think you can't get a date?
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Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.
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Hammock Rider
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2011, 06:56:16 PM » |
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Wedge: Yeah the thing is Admiral, me and the other Rebels were talking and we'd really like it if you could stay out of the steam room from now on. If you could avoid the sauna that would be great too." Admiral Ackbar: "Why?" Wedge: " Dude, on your best days you smell like a whore house at low tide." A.A.: " Oh......"
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Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat
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sprite75
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2011, 10:14:20 PM » |
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I wish I knew how to quit you! |
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retrorussell
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GARBAGE DAY!
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2011, 10:19:54 PM » |
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Akbar: Careful Wedge, there's a giant white tack about to stab you in the head!
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HBO in space!<br />  |
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Hammock Rider
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2011, 10:12:00 AM » |
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Ackbar: So I hear you've hooked up with that hot blue Jedi with the head-tail thingies. I bet she's a freak Wedge: Nah, nothing like that yet. We just went out to Chili's for drinks and appetizers. Ackbar: Oh man I love their sliders. Wedge: We had the fried calamar..............um. Ackbar( shaking head): F@$&ing idiot!
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sprite75
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2012, 12:26:26 AM » |
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Ackbar: Respect my authoritah! |
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2012, 12:29:31 AM » |
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So . . . Luke, Leia . . . what do you think?
Hot, or just sick?
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"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day! "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
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I come in pieces
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« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2012, 12:48:11 AM » |
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....that shirt does make you look fat.
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Hammock Rider
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2012, 02:23:12 PM » |
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Admiral A: " Yeah so when Skywalker took off his dad's helmet, dude's head looked like an @$$ made of marshmallows. No joke.".
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Flangepart
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2012, 09:51:02 AM » |
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Wedge: "O-KAY! No more seafood at lunch. How would I know it was your uncle Sid?" |
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"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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AndyC
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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2012, 10:08:25 AM » |
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Wedge: "No, it's not my real name. My brother used to pull my underpants up a lot. Is Ackbar your full name?"
Ackbar: "No, my first name is Allahu."
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