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Olivia Bauer
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« on: November 07, 2011, 11:19:29 PM »

I'm going to start again on my reviews. After Thanksgiving on one night a week I will review a s**tty movie of your choosing. This time,  it doesn't need to be on Netflix! Just name a movie and I'll do my best to get my hands on it. The only thing I ask is that you don't choose porn. Okay guys, request away!
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2011, 11:24:34 PM »

Freddy Got Fingered
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2011, 02:07:44 AM »

The Jackhammer Massacre (2004)
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2011, 07:17:11 AM »

DAHMER VS GACY!  You'll have a lot of fun with that one!
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2011, 08:53:28 AM »

DAHMER VS GACY!  You'll have a lot of fun with that one!

A Dahmer Vs. Gacy film? Hmm... Fascinating. So far that seems to be the best choice.
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2011, 12:40:42 PM »

Oh!  Well since you asked...

Standing Ovation (2010): This has to be the second worst live acted kids' film ever, second only to Pocket Ninjas.  It's possibly the worst Musical as well (In your face Xanadu!).  If you watch this, be warned.

Stripperland (2010): Someone must watch this and report back. I nominate this film for you if you want another suggestion!
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2011, 06:14:55 PM »

I said I'd do this after Thanksgiving but the idea of Dahmer Vs. Gacy just sounds fantastic in terms of terrible cinema. I'm REALLY sold on the idea.  TeddyR

I may do it this Friday!
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2011, 06:58:02 PM »

If you want to stay in theme with B Movies, the title of this thread should be:

THE RETURN OF THE A.J. BAUER REVIEWS
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2011, 12:11:07 AM »

You can read my mini-review of this movie if you like . . . it's on here somewhere.  The thing was absolutely hilarious!!!!!  A movie by bad movie lovers, for bad movie lovers.
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« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2011, 12:52:47 AM »

You can read my mini-review of this movie if you like . . . it's on here somewhere.  The thing was absolutely hilarious!!!!!  A movie by bad movie lovers, for bad movie lovers.

Maybe afterwards. I don't want to know what I'm getting into.
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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2011, 08:06:16 PM »

You could always do The Screaming Skull, The Brain from Planet Arous (aka Moforising's avatar) or Reptilicus.
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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2011, 08:47:12 PM »

You could always do The Screaming Skull, The Brain from Planet Arous (aka Moforising's avatar) or Reptilicus.


I'm going with Dahmer Vs. Gacy. I will however record the other suggestions for the next review. As usual I'll make one every week.
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2011, 12:13:42 AM »

I've cancelled Dahmer Vs. Gacy's riff tonight due to it being 11 PM and I went to see a really s**tty play. I'm kinda out of tolerance tonight.

My reviews for schedule sake will take place at 8 PM (CST) on Saturdays.
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