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A.J. Bauer
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« on: November 08, 2011, 08:54:32 PM »

I got the idea after watching Celebrity Roasts. Maybe it can apply here. I want you guys to insult me. I will not take offense or give out boos*. It's all in good fun!
 Wink

*I will give out applause if you make me literally laugh out loud
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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2011, 12:08:21 AM »

Great idea!!! I'm starving, and I've got lots of barbecue sauce!!!! BounceGiggle TeddyR

Oh - wait.  You weren't being literal.  Drat!!!! Bluesad

I ws really hungry too!
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2011, 09:16:31 AM »

It's good to be here at the A.J. Bauer Roast. I came because I heard it was great place to meet women. Oh, wait...

But seriously. How about that A.J., a man who's changed his name more than Elizabeth Taylor's been married. Wait, maybe he IS Elizabeth Taylor.

But anyway...
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2011, 12:28:31 PM »

But anyway...

I'm sure the A.J. Bauer Roast will be a big hit. I mean, who doesn't like the smell of cooked Angora?

Is this thing on?

But seriously, folks, I'm glad to see A.J. will be bringing back his famous reviews. Geez, I don't know what's more unsavory, the movies A.J. reviews or Trevor's underpants.

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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2011, 12:44:22 PM »

Who?
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« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2011, 02:15:01 PM »

First I need to Drink and  Drink and  Drink and  Cheers before I start to  hot somebody... :)
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« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2011, 02:26:27 PM »

First I need to Drink and  Drink and  Drink and  Cheers before I start to  hot somebody... :)

Really? You must drink all the time then.

 TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2011, 04:08:53 PM »

First I need to Drink and  Drink and  Drink and  Cheers before I start to  hot somebody... :)

Really? You must drink all the time then.

 TeddyR

there are a few exceptions... :)
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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2011, 07:42:28 PM »

Who?

That's what I was thinking. Seems he had another name or two once upon a time.
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2011, 01:01:54 AM »

Great idea!!! I'm starving, and I've got lots of barbecue sauce!!!! BounceGiggle TeddyR

Oh - wait.  You weren't being literal.  Drat!!!! Bluesad

I ws really hungry too!

I think you were on the right track  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2011, 04:15:10 AM »

you are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they've got beaks
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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2011, 09:21:46 AM »

you are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they've got beaks

If he sees a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, he fills in the pond with concrete, he ploughs the family into the field, blows up the tree, and uses the leaves to make a dress for his wife who's also his brother.
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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2011, 10:27:48 PM »

I think more users should try this. Of course users should make roast threads themselves. It can come across as offensive any other way.
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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2011, 11:14:37 PM »

I think more users should try this. Of course users should make roast threads themselves. It can come across as offensive any other way.


Well I certainly for one would want to avoid coming across as offensive.

(yeah, I made myself laugh too)

This is one such similar thread I started for myself (though anybody is welcome to start a thread about me...just to stroke my ego more  TeddyR ) Menard has not left the building

I thought I had started another thread where it was more specific about taking free shots at me without fear of retribution, but I can't find it at present. Of course, anybody is always welcome to start a thread about me for any reason (as I just love the attention  TeddyR ).
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