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A.J. Bauer
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« on: November 12, 2011, 07:23:45 PM »

Begins at 8:00 PM (CST) today on 11/12/11.

"Thank you" to Indiana Smith for the request. Everyone else, better luck next week.  Twirling
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« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2011, 09:00:18 PM »

It's SHOWTIME!
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« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2011, 09:01:33 PM »

1 min - Nice Tim Curry impression.
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« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2011, 09:03:01 PM »

1 min - See the candalabra behind the "expert's" head? Subtle.
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« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2011, 09:03:52 PM »

1:50 (Changing up the timestamps) - Wow! Cleanest knife ever! It looks like it didn't even cut his neck!
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« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2011, 09:05:06 PM »

2:00 - Now he's bleeding! A little delayed. Also, nobody was there to keep the killer from attacking him? It's a live TV broadcast!
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« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2011, 09:06:58 PM »

3:15 - What accent is that supposed to be? I thought Tommy Wiseau's accent was obscure...
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« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2011, 09:07:53 PM »

3:45 - Why is there a sign saying "Please knock"? There isn't even a door there.
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« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2011, 09:10:04 PM »

4:19 - Thanks for that little bit of worthless exposition! If you didn't say that I wouldn't be able to tell he worked in gene isolation! also thanks for circling it on the board like you're teaching this to a classroom. Jackass.
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« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2011, 09:11:04 PM »

5:25 - Biologically enhanced super soldiers? Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.
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« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2011, 09:13:57 PM »

6:15 - Yes, you've GOT to be kidding! Why the hell would you clone serial killers?! The only thing special about serial killers is that they're sociopathic, giving them poker faces that gets them out of sticky situations! Why would you bother making soldiers out of these guys?! And no way in hell they're going to listen to YOUR orders.
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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2011, 09:15:52 PM »

6:20 - "X-13 is the future of modern warfare!"

Call of Duty 6: Modern Warfare 7 - X-13 (Or Dahmer Vs. Gacy) The Reckoning
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« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2011, 09:18:06 PM »

7:50 - How the flying **** does that make the slightest bit of sense?
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2011, 09:19:25 PM »

*Yawn*

Anybody else want to watch some Dexter?
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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2011, 09:20:58 PM »

10:20 - He was killed by REALLY bad editing!
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