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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2011, 09:22:45 PM »

11:39 - Seriously? What's with this editing? What's the point of taking 5 different shots of the same angle in the same scene? It's not artsy, it's distracting.
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« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2011, 09:24:15 PM »

12:00 - Is this what happened to Wilford Brimley after his career ended and he got DIABEETUS?
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« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2011, 09:25:15 PM »

12:29 - He found a camera in the trash? OH I GET IT! That's not Wilford! That's Ford Austin!
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« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2011, 09:26:32 PM »

12:50 - That oddly clean looking rat seems to be unable to move its legs properly. It's almost like the rat is... Fake?
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« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2011, 09:27:11 PM »

I gotta give him this, he's more sane than anybody currently trying to occupy Wall Street.
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« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2011, 09:27:49 PM »

13:45 - Circus Circus?! Nobody told me HE was in this movie!
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« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2011, 09:32:15 PM »

16:00 min - The hostile overtone didn't clue you in on the fact that this guy is a creep?
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« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2011, 09:34:28 PM »

16:58 - What the hell? The camera cuts out immediately after that? What did the f**king camera run out of batteries?
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« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2011, 09:35:43 PM »

17:19 - Wait now he's IRISH? I thought he was Russian! Just pick a damn accent and stick with it!
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« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2011, 09:37:43 PM »

18:05 - Thanks for showing us the guy's name on the window. I already kinda forgot his name is Stravinski. Seriously, how stupid does Ford Austin think we are?
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« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2011, 09:40:59 PM »

IMDB fact - Dahmer is played by Ford Austin himself? Don't you LOVE pretentious pricks that STAR in their own movies?

How many movies starring their directors were actually succ-




Oohh... Right...
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19:49 - The movie has given up. We're hoping midget mimes are amusing the pea-brained audience now.
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« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2011, 09:42:12 PM »

12:55 - Dude, the clown is doing his job just like you. Don't f**king pick on him.
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« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2011, 09:43:24 PM »

22:22 - Yeah, you can SO say that on TV and not expect backlash!
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« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2011, 09:45:58 PM »

24:04 - Those voices aren't talking to you, fool! They're looking for Ringo Star!

24:27 - Brilliant, a 555 number. Just to make sure nobody tries calling poor bastards. I know I wouldn't want my phone number in this piece of s**t.
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« Reply #29 on: November 12, 2011, 09:46:43 PM »

25:48 - God has a sense of humor.
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