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The Burgomaster
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« on: November 15, 2011, 03:25:10 PM »



Would you like what's behind fold #1, fold #2 or fold #3?

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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2011, 03:26:08 PM »

GAAAAAH MY EYES!!! LORD MAKE ME UNSEE IT!!!
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2011, 04:13:43 PM »

Now all I need is Princess Leia on a chain.
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2011, 10:27:36 PM »

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Sorry, trying to wipe the vomit off my keyboard before it gets in and ruins the laptop.  Easier said than done while one's vision is obscured by blood.
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2011, 03:22:58 PM »

If she was a stripper, people would yell "Put it back on!"
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« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2011, 12:22:47 PM »





They've cast the caterpiller in the latest remake of Alice in Wonderland.
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2011, 04:30:35 PM »

Is that a tattoo on one of the folds of skin there???
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2011, 06:31:18 PM »

Is that a tattoo on one of the folds of skin there???
yep it reads "WIDE LOAD"
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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2011, 04:01:37 AM »

 Lugging that belly around was way too much work but then life seemed so much easier once Big Boned Judy finally purchased her very own blubber prop stick.
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2011, 07:09:15 AM »

I'd hit that


(sorry for the delay, it was the obvious joke coming from me)
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2011, 07:27:03 PM »

Is there anybody out there man enough to marry her?

She left her last husband flat.

And now he can't get over her.
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2011, 08:33:21 PM »

Her belt size is equator btw
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2011, 08:09:13 AM »

Is that a tattoo on one of the folds of skin there???

It was originally the size of a postage stamp.
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2011, 10:26:27 PM »

Think this is disturbing? You should see it when she makes the post disappear.
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« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2011, 10:43:37 PM »

Think this is disturbing? You should see it when she makes the post disappear.

No thank you.  Don't even wanna think about that.
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