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A.J. Bauer
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« on: November 19, 2011, 07:37:22 PM »



Bruno Mattei, a name in cinema associated to schlock. Some would say this man is on the same level as Edward D. Wood Jr.; I think that comparing these two is dishonoring Ed Wood. While Eddy craved attention and the life of a director Mattei craved only money. He cashed in on the biggest crazes by making poorly-shot knock-off flicks, much like the despised Asylum Studios.

Tonight I shall endure the mental anguish brought on by one of Mattei's films, RATS - NIGHT OF TERROR! I shall delve into this film with little to no knowledge. Will this film be hilariously poorly-made schlock or a display or idiocy that will plunge me into mental anguish? Tonight, we shall know.

Today, I will be accompanied by a guest. My dear cousin Joshua John Bauer. He was with me for Mac & Me and Pervert! and now he's come to assist with tonight's viewing. Bit him fair welcome, and good luck.
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2011, 08:41:22 PM »

Hmm... looks like the kind of film I like.  Good luck to you on this.

Also, I'll get you next time with Standing Ovation.  Next time! *Insert Cat Meow here*
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2011, 04:00:24 PM »

IT'S SHOWTIME!
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2011, 04:00:56 PM »

Start - Oh god! Pick a dub! Jesus, my poor ears!
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2011, 04:01:39 PM »

0:47 - You expect me to pay attention with this dubbing?
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2011, 04:02:54 PM »

2:08 - Lucifer? I figured I was in Hell.
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2011, 04:05:18 PM »

Start- Worst. Dub. Ever.
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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2011, 04:07:14 PM »

4:00 - Really? Do you need the epic music for the guy taking his gloves off?
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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2011, 04:08:21 PM »

4:35- What kind of gun is that?!
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2011, 04:08:45 PM »

5:26 - The patrons probably cleared out when they found out Bruno Mattei was shooting a movie in the bar.
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« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2011, 04:09:49 PM »

6:13 - Again with the dub! If you're going to dub a movie you can't play both the original audio and the dub at the same time!
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« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2011, 04:11:02 PM »

7:55 - Aaaaaaaand how long are we holding this shot?
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« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2011, 04:11:35 PM »

8:22 - Let's hope there isn't a crystal skull inside.
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« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2011, 04:12:37 PM »

9:33 - That isn't how you- uh guys- uh. Mind your table manners. uh- guys...
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2011, 04:13:07 PM »

9:52 - I GET IT! YOU FOUND FOOD! I'm happy for you! SHUT UP!
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