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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #45 on: November 20, 2011, 04:40:10 PM »

36:30 - Maybe I missed something due to the dub blocking the dialog but why don't they just... LEAVE?!
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J.J. Bauer
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« Reply #46 on: November 20, 2011, 04:42:33 PM »

35:59 - Gee what will the blonde do running?

A. Run away?
B. Kill a rat?
C. Trip and Fall like in all other horror movies....

If you answered C you are correct lol.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #47 on: November 20, 2011, 04:44:01 PM »

40:15 - Why does Mattei refuse to use other shots? Jeez.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #48 on: November 20, 2011, 04:45:50 PM »

42:00 - Why would you scream for so long at a tarantula that is NOWHERE NEAR YOU?!
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« Reply #49 on: November 20, 2011, 04:46:02 PM »

42:07 - She just got b***h slapped!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #50 on: November 20, 2011, 04:51:31 PM »

47:27 - It seems that Mr. Ascot over there got to wash his clothes between lighting up a dead body and this scene.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #51 on: November 20, 2011, 04:53:02 PM »

49:17 - Seriously, what's up with the gun designs in this film?
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« Reply #52 on: November 20, 2011, 04:53:19 PM »

47:00 - Why is she laying in bed getting treated for after she got trampled mice?!
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« Reply #53 on: November 20, 2011, 04:54:45 PM »

49:17 - Seriously, what's up with the gun designs in this film?

Bungie helped make this film..
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« Reply #54 on: November 20, 2011, 04:57:18 PM »

53:00 - Oh good job swinging your torch dumbass.. Have no light for the rest a the movie.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #55 on: November 20, 2011, 04:57:24 PM »

53:40 - Does that girl do anything other than scream?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #56 on: November 20, 2011, 04:59:47 PM »

56:08 - FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP PLAYING THAT SONG OVER AND OVER! PLAY SOMETHING ELSE!
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« Reply #57 on: November 20, 2011, 05:00:03 PM »

56:09 - There we go with the boss music again!!
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« Reply #58 on: November 20, 2011, 05:01:41 PM »

57:50 - IS that a rat umm.. pole.. dancing?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #59 on: November 20, 2011, 05:03:53 PM »

1:00:00 - GOD! Nothing ever happens! It's just creepy music and slow walking! DO SOMETHING!
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