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J.J. Bauer
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« Reply #60 on: November 20, 2011, 05:04:28 PM »

Why are the rats wet in every scene?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #61 on: November 20, 2011, 05:06:35 PM »

1:02:45 - No wonder there are so many rats after them! Look at the black chick's hair! IT'S A f**kING RAT'S NEST!
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« Reply #62 on: November 20, 2011, 05:08:09 PM »

1:04:27 - Why does that gun have five barrels? What are the other barrels for?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #63 on: November 20, 2011, 05:09:18 PM »

1:05:20 - Did you see that?! He had smoke or steam or something shooting out of his back!
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« Reply #64 on: November 20, 2011, 05:10:24 PM »

1:05:20 - What the f**k did the rats do to get inside of the guys body?
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« Reply #65 on: November 20, 2011, 05:11:53 PM »

1:07:20 - And THAT children is why you THROW a grenade. That guy throws like a b***h.
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« Reply #66 on: November 20, 2011, 05:15:11 PM »

1:10:30 - Why would you commit suicide when there's at least a CHANCE you can get out of this alive?
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« Reply #67 on: November 20, 2011, 05:19:34 PM »

1:14:55 - Why would you bother moving her corpse? And why did she scream at the body of a girl who they knew was already dead?
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« Reply #68 on: November 20, 2011, 05:22:22 PM »

1:17:50 - How long do we have to listen to this thing talk?
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« Reply #69 on: November 20, 2011, 05:25:11 PM »

1:20:25 - Oh god! They're in Silent Hill! Quick! Put a fish bowl on your head!
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« Reply #70 on: November 20, 2011, 05:27:10 PM »

1:22:30 - I don't care how many rats there are. THAT IS A STEEL DOOR!
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« Reply #71 on: November 20, 2011, 05:27:45 PM »

1:22:25 - A leaf blower?
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« Reply #72 on: November 20, 2011, 05:32:12 PM »

1:27:33 -
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« Reply #73 on: November 20, 2011, 05:33:47 PM »

1:27:33 - The people in the haz-mat suit were.... GIANT RAT MEN!!!
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« Reply #74 on: November 20, 2011, 05:34:33 PM »

Thanks guys for actually requesting real schlock instead of intentional garbage. While the film became monotonous, J.J. and I had a lot of fun riffing it. I'll restart the last poll but with "Rats - Night of Terror" removed. Thanks guys!
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