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The Burgomaster
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« on: November 30, 2011, 05:55:42 PM »



"Woman diagnosed with carpal bunghole syndrome.  Film at eleven."

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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2011, 10:48:45 PM »

"Multitasking" just took on a whole new meaning I think.
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2011, 09:23:25 AM »

Lookingup Wow...sure complicates her proctologist job, don't it?
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2011, 01:17:59 PM »

"At Contortionists-R-Us we have many highly skilled people for whatever job you need done".
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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2011, 09:44:26 AM »



This yoga pose is called The Mullet: business in the front and party in the back.
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2011, 09:55:39 PM »

 Louise loved the smell of her own farts so much, she would go to any length to make sure she could smell them.
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2011, 10:15:50 PM »

Since I can't get out of this position myself, maybe I can get online help...
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2012, 11:08:26 AM »

" HEY! That's not a pencil holder!"
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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2012, 08:19:36 PM »

Her chiropractor is going to put in some serious OT getting her straightened out.
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2012, 06:45:36 PM »

Okay, okay we're all impressed, but you STILL didn't put a cover page on that TPS report...

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"They said we weren't allowed to LOOK AT porn at work.  They didn't say anything about performing it."
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