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« on: December 01, 2011, 05:57:08 PM »

We've had awkward family photos, demotivational posters and stupid signs. I now present to you....Ugly tattoos!!

http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/

Some of these are so bad, I was actually on the floor in hysterics.


Laser cat is my personal favourite.  BounceGiggle

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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2011, 05:58:56 PM »

All of them.  Not a fan of tats.
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2011, 06:29:59 PM »

I watched Bridesmaids recently. Don't make fun of me. I actually thought it was kind of funny.

Anyway, this scene was both disturbing and hilarious to me.

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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2011, 06:31:27 PM »

The girl with "Barbie" tattooed on her face will really look good when she's about 65.

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« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2011, 06:52:23 PM »

I have turned anti-tattoo when it stopped being a real statment and became a fashion accessory for the low-forward-planning set.  
The laser eye cat is really funny though.


And how do you deal with a misspelt tattoo?
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2011, 07:15:22 PM »


this looks like tattoo with scarring. weird
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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2011, 07:28:08 PM »


this looks like tattoo with scarring. weird


Not to mention it contains a grammatical error. It's "this TOO shall pass." A simple typo is one thing, but in a tattoo it becomes particularly moronic.
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2011, 07:30:20 PM »

From a similar site.

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« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2011, 07:34:33 PM »

From a similar site.




 Buggedout

I don't even have the words. Wow!
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« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2011, 10:52:36 PM »

I work in a prison, those above are absolute masterpieces compared to what I've seen. A few examples:

A picture of a dog screwing a woman, tattooed on a guy's face.
"Try me b***h" tattooed on a guy's neck, and to boot, he in a scrawny, dorky-looking idiot.
Picture of a machine gun on a guy's face.
An eyeball in the center of the forehead, half removed with sandpaper.
The white of one eye tattooed black.
Brick walls, fences, barbed wire EVERYWHERE.
Pot leaves, crack pipes, hypodermic needles galore.
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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2011, 11:30:00 PM »

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You've heard of "Tony the Tiger"?  That's TOENAIL THE TIGER.  The cross-eyed tiger.  Wink BounceGiggle  Thumbdown 

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« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2011, 11:33:53 PM »

A friend of mine is a surgeon, and he walked in one morning while a morbidly obese woman was being prepped for surgery and hear the anesthetists laughing.  There was a wavy line arrow pointing down at her crotch, and above it, across her belly, were tatooed the words:

RUSTY EATS HERE



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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2011, 01:43:13 AM »

I work in a prison, those above are absolute masterpieces compared to what I've seen. A few examples:

A picture of a dog screwing a woman, tattooed on a guy's face.
"Try me b***h" tattooed on a guy's neck, and to boot, he in a scrawny, dorky-looking idiot.
Picture of a machine gun on a guy's face.
An eyeball in the center of the forehead, half removed with sandpaper.
The white of one eye tattooed black.
Brick walls, fences, barbed wire EVERYWHERE.
Pot leaves, crack pipes, hypodermic needles galore.


That reminds me of the book The Riot by Frank Elli where one of the inmates has a line tattooed on his neck with the words CUT ABOVE LINE tattooed there as well.  Smile
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2011, 03:26:58 AM »

I have to say though, my favorite scene of someone getting a tattoo was in "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo". I hated that sleazeball that she scribbled on.
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2011, 09:32:43 AM »


this looks like tattoo with scarring. weird


Not to mention it contains a grammatical error. It's "this TOO shall pass." A simple typo is one thing, but in a tattoo it becomes particularly moronic.


At least the words are spaced unevenly enough that you could slip the other O in there without anyone noticing. Don`t think that`s scarring - just swelling from being freshly done. Still, looks like a lot of swelling.


The beams aren`t straight. Looks like blood is gushing from the cat`s eyes. Or cherry Kool-Aid.
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