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« on: December 05, 2011, 09:55:03 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 10:42:59 PM »

"What is it? CAUGHT! IN! ELF! MOSH!"
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2011, 01:36:13 PM »

OMG! Santa Claus has been kidnapped by aliens!
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2011, 09:29:19 AM »

One second before the aliens beamed them up for a good probing.
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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2011, 03:09:45 PM »

There was a report of a riot brewing but it settled down due to their elf control.
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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2011, 09:45:02 PM »

This year, toy production came to a stand still when the Elves decided to hold their first rave.
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« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2012, 10:03:53 AM »



Earlier this morning authorities impounded an unregistered  freighter bound for the Nike Pits of Southern China. The freighter's point of origin was somewhere near the North pole, and the cargo holds were packed with elves.
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 05:33:24 PM »

When things got out of hand with the Occupy North Pole movement, the 38%ers formed, without a doubt, the most delightful riot you'll ever see...
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2012, 07:55:48 PM »



The stuff nightmares are made of.
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2012, 08:19:41 PM »

What do you mean we're being replaced by Oompa-Loompas?!
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