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alandhopewell
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« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2012, 03:33:01 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 05, 2012, 03:18:21 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 05, 2012, 01:52:24 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 05, 2012, 09:52:23 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 04, 2012, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
...Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Well, that ain't a freakin' sentence...

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 01:59:45 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 04, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 03, 2012, 05:36:39 PM
     We did this over at the old Retroland, and it was fun....there's an anti-drug commercial on that uses the same form.
I'll begin.... Grandiose, pseudo-authoritative statement that resounds of  insecurity.
Quizzical response?
Quavering, sharp-toned exortation to mind one's own beeswax, as the speaker "knows what he's talking about!"
He may, but that still ain't not no sentence. 

Quote from: alandhopewell on January 04, 2012, 03:36:57 PM
Quote from: Flick James on January 04, 2012, 03:33:50 PM
Egregiously flippant, observing precariously with copious schadenfreude

     Strident request to examine the speaker's "dippin' licence".
Okay.  None of you are conversing in sentences.  And... you're eager to see his family jewels?

Accusation that poster isn't getting into the spirit of things.

     Shamefaced admission of "having an off day".

Clarification.

     Tear-streaked soliloquy detailing regret for being middle-aged, but not having formed a prog-rock band and touring the country, plus concern that his dog is not getting enough cheese.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
Ed, Ego and Superego
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« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2012, 04:57:59 PM »
Mistyped, allegedly humorous non-sequitur.
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Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

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« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2012, 03:19:11 AM »
Mildly befuddled but eager to please response. Assiduously generic aside to hopefully prove the poster is still "with it."
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Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.
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« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2012, 04:36:32 AM »
Hotlink to picture from icanhascheezburger.com coupled with plea to get along and plenty of helpful emoticons.
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"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
Trevor
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« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2012, 07:31:28 AM »
 Question I'm not sure what this thread is about exactly so herewith a description of me:

He has balls up to here [raises hand to forehead] but sh*t for brains.  TongueOut Wink
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
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« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2012, 10:22:14 AM »
Inside joke for board members inserted at random to defuse tension.
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alandhopewell
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« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2012, 01:42:51 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Inside joke for board members inserted at random to defuse tension.


     Amused response to joke, coupled with hotlinked photo of redhead in fishnet stockings....
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2012, 01:49:12 PM »
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 06, 2012, 01:42:51 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2012, 10:22:14 AM
Inside joke for board members inserted at random to defuse tension.


     Amused response to joke, coupled with hotlinked photo of redhead in fishnet stockings....



She's not a real redhead...
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Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.
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« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2012, 07:18:55 PM »
Diatribe against subset of society, assigning problem to them.
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Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

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« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2012, 07:50:16 PM »
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 06, 2012, 07:18:55 PM
Diatribe against subset of society, assigning problem to them.

Hitler analogy.
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Ed, Ego and Superego
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« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2012, 08:01:02 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2012, 07:50:16 PM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 06, 2012, 07:18:55 PM
Diatribe against subset of society, assigning problem to them.

Hitler analogy.

personal flame, followed by abbreviated assertation of jocular intentions. 
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« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2012, 04:22:07 AM »
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 06, 2012, 08:01:02 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 06, 2012, 07:50:16 PM
Quote from: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 06, 2012, 07:18:55 PM
Diatribe against subset of society, assigning problem to them.

Hitler analogy.

personal flame, followed by abbreviated assertation of jocular intentions. 

Defense for last poster for standing up against the "politically correct." Awkward second sentence that hints at beliefs that make everybody involved uncomfortable.
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Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.
Derf
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« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2012, 06:18:50 AM »
Hotlink to lolcat picture with Hitler-like mustache with irrelevant caption. Attempted Hitler joke that is generic and unfunny. Add lots of helpful emoticons.
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« Reply #28 on: January 07, 2012, 10:15:48 AM »
Expression of exasperation against everyone.  Announcement of intent to leave board. 
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alandhopewell
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« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2012, 01:31:24 PM »
    Mass hotlinking of modes of the previous poster leaving the board, ranging from V-2 rockets to feeding himself to a large Aussie croc.
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If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.
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