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« Reply #360 on: August 03, 2018, 03:30:22 PM »

Well,  I can  talk about one strange dream I had: I dreamed I could sneeze and fart at the same time without it hurting.  This dream occurred during allergy season when. I succumbed to a craving to make some spaghetti and meatballs. Did I mention I use a lot of garlic salt in my spaghetti and meatballs.
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« Reply #361 on: August 09, 2018, 08:15:31 AM »

I had a strange one this morning where I had gotten a new job as a database administrator at a cemetery.  It paid about 30 grand more a year than my previous position.  There was a famous person getting buried there and a former Romulan politician also being buried there on my first day of employment.  The main building on the cemetery grounds had a big ass ballroom that they were renovating to turn in to a reception hall for weddings and the like.   And they were adding on and fixing up the cemetery.
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« Reply #362 on: August 09, 2018, 05:46:17 PM »

Some were treacherous. Some were faithful. Some were cowardly. Some were bold. The same could be said for the other side. They killed some of us. We killed some of them, including myself, as I was a good shot with a crossbow. Men, women, children, who happened to be on the wrong side at that moment. But what matters who wins or who loses? The dead are still dead. No matter who wins or loses.

I got out alive in that one. I am not always so fortunate.

He fell down in the road, and he can't get up. By the time he was twice ran over by the red roadster, his white dinner jacket was as black as the tar used to pave the road.
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« Reply #363 on: August 30, 2018, 12:57:19 AM »

Had a dream that I was a woman and I was trying to do some DIY (making a wooden chair). I was attempting to use a soft wood that ways completely unsuited for the task, and tightening the screws too much so they just sunk into the wood without using any guards. Luckily some incredibly sexist Australian guy doing a reality TV show turned up to show me what I was doing wrong.
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« Reply #364 on: September 01, 2018, 10:29:00 PM »

Had a strange dream where I was on a Starfleet vessel and was in sickbay watching a clone of Bill Clinton yelling in Klingonese at a Discovery style Klingon who was being treated for various injuries.  Yeah, and said Clinton clone looked as ridiculous as it sounds too. 
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« Reply #365 on: September 19, 2018, 05:08:20 AM »

God was on Jeremy Kyle being forced to take a paternity test. It turned out that Jesus’s father was actually Julius Caeser. Joseph was very upset and ended up having to be escorted off stage by security.

Also, they all lived in The Waltons old house with john Boy.
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« Reply #366 on: October 01, 2018, 08:56:37 AM »

Then this morning I had one where I got asked to come in to work at the project I was on about four years ago, that they had finally found the people who had replaced us were not working all that well so they decided to get me and some of the old team back.  They had me come in and cover a shift and it was like I had never left.  They were talking about having me come back on that project full time but I wasn't sure I wanted to do that commute again.

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« Reply #367 on: October 20, 2018, 03:04:01 PM »

I'm traveling for law school right now so I'm living out of hotels for the next week.

Had a real strange dream this morning where I went to a weird Olive Garden/Fitness Center/Church run by a weird religious cult somewhere in Illinois.  I had a girlfriend and we went to eat there in separate vehicles.  But all the tables were dirty and the people - who were all volunteers - could only clear certain tables.  And there was a fight between a couple guys using the place and one got ejected.  And four locker rooms and one was used only by the leaders of the cult where they discussed everything.  My girlfriend and I went to leave and I panicked because I couldn't find my vehicle at first. 

That's when I got woken up by the hotel housekeeping who knocked to see if the room was still occupied.
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« Reply #368 on: November 25, 2018, 09:38:44 AM »

Weird one this morning. I was back at the job I had five years ago.  The resident jerk was there and had just put a bunch of used paper in the printer. I took it out because it used to p**s me off that he would do that. It made us look bad when he did that.  Right after I put fresh paper in a manager cane in to tell us to shut all the computers down as we had to evacuate.  We then went out to the plant to grab some critical materials then left.  We were driven out to Iowa City and found out then that the mother of all floods had hit. I spent the rest of the dream on the road and on the phone trying to get home and figure out how to get my vehicle home.
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« Reply #369 on: November 25, 2018, 09:43:49 PM »

The other morning I dreamed my wife had turned into a zombie and was clumping downstairs to eat her mother.
I debated whether or not to interfere, since the dear old lady's care really does wear my whole family out, but I finally decided to intervene and was getting out of bed when all at once the Pope pulled up to our second floor window in a Chevy convertible and demanded that I come use my lightsaber (which I hadn't been wearing up until that moment) to help him defeat Nazis in Argentina.  I hopped in the convertible and then woke up . . .
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« Reply #370 on: December 22, 2018, 07:17:53 PM »

I was a very young Star Trek style changeling that was trying to negotiate a new peace treaty with the Federation to replace the treaty that had been signed at the end of the war.  And there was something about beer in this dream too but I can't remember what it was now.
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« Reply #371 on: December 22, 2018, 07:20:16 PM »

I was a very young Star Trek style changeling that was trying to negotiate a new peace treaty with the Federation to replace the treaty that had been signed at the end of the war.  And there was something about beer in this dream too but I can't remember what it was now.

The cats had drank it all?
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« Reply #372 on: December 23, 2018, 12:19:25 PM »

Bad dream, really. Had insomnia last night but did finally sleep, and dreamed I was this teenage girl (not myself) sleeping on a floor in this not too nice part of town, and I woke up to a knife at my throat and a hand over my mouth, and a man in a ski mask was saying if you make a noise I'll kill your family upstairs. Well, I started screaming and he ran. It felt extremely real and was the type of dream you wake up from and for a moment it still feels like reality.
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« Reply #373 on: December 29, 2018, 12:33:14 PM »

Had a dream where I was at a gig watching The Wildhearts. It was an all seated concert and the and was getting p**sed off that everyone wasn't standing up moshing.
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« Reply #374 on: February 26, 2019, 12:09:43 PM »

I was with my brother walking in downtown Louisville to the arena to see a basketball game. He turned into my best friend from high school then went into a hotel. I followed, he jumped into an elevator and the doors closed before I could join him. Saw him signalling for me to wait for him as the doors slid shut so I took a seat in the lobby. Sitting there, I somehow got into an argument with someone I thought was a Facebook friend I'd never met in real life. Suddenly, he looked at me and said "wait, do we know each other?" I looked at him and realized he was a stranger who looked nothing like my FB friend's profile. An observer (who had somehow orchestrated the whole fight) said "Strange, these two men each had a female friend, then fell in love with them, then they married someone else. That shared fact has blinded them to everything else." Woke up. Huh.
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