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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2012, 09:25:55 PM »

20:00 - OH GOD! HE OPENED THE VOID! THE NUTCRACKER WILL PULL YOU INTO OBLIVION!
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A.J. Bauer
A German Expressionist and a
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« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2012, 09:27:03 PM »

21:05 - You know what this movie needs? More CGI!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2012, 09:27:34 PM »

21:30 - It's funny because he's fat!  BounceGiggle

Wait, no it isn't.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2012, 09:29:08 PM »

23:00 - Oh great... It's John Wayne Gacy. I've had enough of that.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2012, 09:30:41 PM »

24:10 - Oh dear god! I thought this movie couldn't BE anymore offensive! Now we have Jamaican stereotypes! Please tell me he doesn't start smoking pot.
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A.J. Bauer
A German Expressionist and a
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2012, 09:32:28 PM »

26:22 - More and more racism. Yeesh. No you're making fun of the Russians.
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A.J. Bauer
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Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #21 on: January 08, 2012, 09:33:01 PM »

27:00 - JESUS! She sparkles more than a f**king vampire! It's killing my eyes.
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A.J. Bauer
A German Expressionist and a
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #22 on: January 08, 2012, 09:33:28 PM »

27:37 - Wait a second... Is that... Tin foil?
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A.J. Bauer
A German Expressionist and a
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #23 on: January 08, 2012, 09:34:07 PM »

28:13 - This is more scary than fantastic if you ask me.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #24 on: January 08, 2012, 09:34:46 PM »

29:00 - ARE YOU SEEING THIS BLUE SCREEN?!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #25 on: January 08, 2012, 09:35:48 PM »

29:55 - That flying scene was about as convincing as the ones from Superman.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #26 on: January 08, 2012, 09:36:22 PM »

30:25 - What? I thought it was a rat king?
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« Reply #27 on: January 08, 2012, 09:37:20 PM »

31:30 - That is just... *Shiver*
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A.J. Bauer
A German Expressionist and a
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« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2012, 09:37:55 PM »

32:00 - And now his voice is radically different.
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« Reply #29 on: January 08, 2012, 09:38:19 PM »

32:30 - If this movie gets any sweeter I'll have diabetes.
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