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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2012, 10:03:40 PM »

5:00 - He instantly goes for this without question? Seriously, this writing is just too convenient.
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« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2012, 10:04:50 PM »

6:30 - ...WHAT?! How did that make ANY sense?
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« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2012, 10:07:25 PM »

8:23 - "It's the Rat King."

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« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2012, 10:10:13 PM »

12:00 - Wow... This kid is DUMB.
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« Reply #49 on: January 08, 2012, 10:14:49 PM »

16:28 - Good thing that rat decided to pick his nose at THAT mirror.
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« Reply #50 on: January 08, 2012, 10:15:33 PM »

17:07 - Turn everyone... Rat? Rat is an adjective?
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« Reply #51 on: January 08, 2012, 10:17:53 PM »

19:40 - Okay... That was kinda funny.
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« Reply #52 on: January 08, 2012, 10:20:14 PM »

21:45 - Anybody want to watch Labyrinth? I'd rather have some David Bowie at this point.
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« Reply #53 on: January 08, 2012, 10:22:47 PM »

23:33 -

Contradiction! You broke your sister's nutcracker!
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« Reply #54 on: January 08, 2012, 10:24:43 PM »

26:15 - How convenient, one of the toys being burned was a drum set.
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« Reply #55 on: January 08, 2012, 10:26:23 PM »

28:00 - Sooo... Why won't he work?
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« Reply #56 on: January 08, 2012, 10:27:02 PM »

28:55 - Oh gee, thanks b***h!
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« Reply #57 on: January 08, 2012, 10:28:11 PM »

29:18 - Her TEARS bring him back?! Oh come ON! They HAD to have known how cliché that was!
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« Reply #58 on: January 08, 2012, 10:29:50 PM »

31:20 - Why is the old rat woman the smartest person in the movie?
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« Reply #59 on: January 08, 2012, 10:36:01 PM »

So far, the Rat Queen is my favorite character.
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