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« on: January 13, 2012, 07:29:43 PM »



Ok, which one of you cretins just had intimate relations with my daughter?
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2012, 08:27:41 PM »

All right gentlemen, this meeting of the Nerd Rage Survivors' Club is ready to begin....
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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2012, 08:05:37 AM »

Oh, it's dress-up day at the galleria!
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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2012, 09:47:39 AM »

"Okay, we trade you the Klingons for one planet of Ewoks and all the clone troopers you can redshirt. deal!"
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2012, 10:03:10 PM »



Vader: I knew we took a wrong turn at that last quantum singularity.
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« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2012, 07:01:23 AM »

Oh, it's dress-up day at the galleria!

Did I actually think that was funny when I posted it?  Yikes.  I gotta keep my mouth shut more often.
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2012, 12:19:02 PM »

This is MY movie....so hit the road!
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2012, 02:33:04 PM »

Captian, we have encountered a conceptual plot crossover nightmare. Someone in the scripting department needs fired.
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2012, 04:39:36 PM »

Oh, it's dress-up day at the galleria!

Did I actually think that was funny when I posted it?  Yikes.  I gotta keep my mouth shut more often.

Hey, I thought it was funny. I laughed.
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2012, 10:07:24 PM »

Oh, it's dress-up day at the galleria!

Did I actually think that was funny when I posted it?  Yikes.  I gotta keep my mouth shut more often.

It was a long time ago. You were a young and foolish man back then.
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« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2012, 11:00:35 PM »


Let the battle begin.....
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« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2012, 11:58:43 PM »

Darth Vader?  What are you doing in the garbage compactor?!
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« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2012, 08:29:37 AM »



"Drat! This Earth keeps futzing up all the Imperial Entertainment Channels. Stinking wormholes..."
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2012, 06:23:15 PM »



No, Captain, they're alive. I want the Enterprise to sweep the asteroid field until they are found.
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« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2012, 11:40:45 AM »

This was a common tactic by the Klingons.  Dress up as Star Wars character before calling anyone and make them think they're in the wrong movie. 
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