Two Truths and a Lie

[bob]

1) I detest coffee creamer

2) I cursed out the Dean of Students at my college in his office

3) my voice was once heard on a local radio station

[ER]

1. I have a friend who says she hates "sweet milk" so when she has a bowl of cereal, she pours a little milk in, stirs and waits a second, pours that off and puts more milk in, saying the second milk is not as sweet.

2. I once could not bear to delete some files that I never wanted to see again, so I put them on a flash drive and super-glued the lid on, giving me a solution of them existing yet not being accessible to me.

3. My son will eat Brussels sprouts as long as they are cut in half lengthwise, and without any irony or double-meaning, he calls them "green balls."

Since I have always hated the taste of Brussel sprouts (used to try and swallow them a child without chewing them which led to couple of choking incidents) I am going to guess 3.

1) I used to write short stories for female friends who had lost their sex drive to help get their *ahem* juices flowing again.

2) I met a really hot girl while waiting to go into a Motorhead concert, who was really nice and had a fantastic personality who according to my friends was coming onto me all day and night long and I completely failed to notice. I saw her a couple of months later but was too shy to go over and speak to her.

3) In my younger years when I worked as a roadie I once forgot to plug in a converter to change the voltage supply from the European 220V to the US 110V and blew up the bands speakers and amps forcing the entire tour to be cancelled.

You are correct, sir, though maybe I should've termed this 2.5 truths, since he actually does call the detested vegetables "green balls."

As for yours, let me say....3.

[ER]

1) I detest coffee creamer

2) I cursed out the Dean of Students at my college in his office

3) my voice was once heard on a local radio station

3.

[bob]

1) I detest coffee creamer

2) I cursed out the Dean of Students at my college in his office

3) my voice was once heard on a local radio station

3.

this actually happened, the station made me a CD copy of my contribution

[ER]

1. In college someone proposed marriage to me, and my regrettable response was, "Are you trying to get laid?"

2. When I was thirteen a supposed fortune teller told me I won’t marry the man I love most, but I will love the man I marry.

3. Also at about thirteen, I was in my grandpa's woods one day, stopped at the top of the hill I'd just climbed with him, and had a weird urge to look down at my feet, and there was wolf spider climbing up my shoes, toward my bare ankle, about a second from reaching it.

[ER]

1) I detest coffee creamer

2) I cursed out the Dean of Students at my college in his office

3) my voice was once heard on a local radio station

3.

this actually happened, the station made me a CD copy of my contribution

I almost said one, so let's say one now instead of then, since I can't go back and say one then, because then is the past, I can only say one now, at this time, not (to review) then, so one. One it is. I say one. Is one right?

[Alex]

1. I have a friend who says she hates "sweet milk" so when she has a bowl of cereal, she pours a little milk in, stirs and waits a second, pours that off and puts more milk in, saying the second milk is not as sweet.

2. I once could not bear to delete some files that I never wanted to see again, so I put them on a flash drive and super-glued the lid on, giving me a solution of them existing yet not being accessible to me.

3. My son will eat Brussels sprouts as long as they are cut in half lengthwise, and without any irony or double-meaning, he calls them "green balls."

Since I have always hated the taste of Brussel sprouts (used to try and swallow them a child without chewing them which led to couple of choking incidents) I am going to guess 3.

1) I used to write short stories for female friends who had lost their sex drive to help get their *ahem* juices flowing again.

2) I met a really hot girl while waiting to go into a Motorhead concert, who was really nice and had a fantastic personality who according to my friends was coming onto me all day and night long and I completely failed to notice. I saw her a couple of months later but was too shy to go over and speak to her.

3) In my younger years when I worked as a roadie I once forgot to plug in a converter to change the voltage supply from the European 220V to the US 110V and blew up the bands speakers and amps forcing the entire tour to be cancelled.

You are correct, sir, though maybe I should've termed this 2.5 truths, since he actually does call the detested vegetables "green balls."

As for yours, let me say....3.

Right first time.

[indianasmith]

OK, looks like the board is clear, so here goes:

1.  I have been handcuffed and ridden to jail in the back of a police car.
2.  My mother was stopped from going to hear President Ford because she had a banana in her purse.
3.  I met Chuck Norris briefly at a hotel lobby in Austin when he was out campaigning for Mike Huckabee.

[ER]

OK, looks like the board is clear, so here goes:

1.  I have been handcuffed and ridden to jail in the back of a police car.
2.  My mother was stopped from going to hear President Ford because she had a banana in her purse.
3.  I met Chuck Norris briefly at a hotel lobby in Austin when he was out campaigning for Mike Huckabee.

3.

[indianasmith]

Darn you, you know me too well!     Correct!

[bob]

1) I detest coffee creamer

2) I cursed out the Dean of Students at my college in his office

3) my voice was once heard on a local radio station

3.

this actually happened, the station made me a CD copy of my contribution

I almost said one, so let's say one now instead of then, since I can't go back and say one then, because then is the past, I can only say one now, at this time, not (to review) then, so one. One it is. I say one. Is one right?

1 is true, creamer is crap

I almost cursed out the Dean of Students in his office once...but I thought better of it....even though I felt I should've at the time

[AoTFan]

OK, looks like the board is clear, so here goes:

1.  I have been handcuffed and ridden to jail in the back of a police car.
2.  My mother was stopped from going to hear President Ford because she had a banana in her purse.
3.  I met Chuck Norris briefly at a hotel lobby in Austin when he was out campaigning for Mike Huckabee.

Wait, was number 1 all about?

[indianasmith]

When I was about 25 years old, I got arrested for trespassing.  LSS, I had permission to be on the property from years before, but the old foreman had died and the new caretaker of the ranch didn't know me.  So when he saw my car parked by the fence, he called the cops (they'd caught some guys growing pot on a different part of the ranch the month before).  I got arrested and taken to jail, from whence a single phone call from me to the District Judge (a friend of my family's from way back) cleared up the whole misunderstanding.

[bob]

1) I have an ear wax problem

2) I once peed on someones car

3) in grade school one of my classmates brought a bottle of alcohol to school

[indianasmith]

Hmm.  Let's go for Door Number One!