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« Reply #360 on: August 27, 2017, 01:28:52 AM »
I wanna try!
1. I drank industrial bleach.
2.I hitch-hiked to NYC when I was 16
3.I bite the head off a snake.

By the way Indy-how bad is it where you are?  Bluesad
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« Reply #361 on: August 27, 2017, 07:24:13 AM »
Quote from: Dark Alex on August 26, 2017, 08:40:38 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on August 26, 2017, 08:34:35 AM
1.  My best friend is a person I have never met.
2.  We are currently getting pounded with heavy rains from Hurricane Harvey.
3.  I've never actually seen someone beat a red-headed stepchild.

I am going to guess number 3.

Nope, #3 is completely true!
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« Reply #362 on: August 27, 2017, 07:25:17 AM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 27, 2017, 01:28:52 AM
I wanna try!
1. I drank industrial bleach.
2.I hitch-hiked to NYC when I was 16
3.I bite the head off a snake.

By the way Indy-how bad is it where you are?  Bluesad


I'll wait to answer until someone gets my last one correctly, except to say that I'm perfectly fine.

As for yours . . . I'll call #1 the lie.  That stuff is lethal.
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« Reply #363 on: August 27, 2017, 09:38:34 AM »
Indy: #2 is the lie. It never rains in Lower Uncton, it precipitates.

RC: #3 is your nose-grower. I can see you sampling vintage bleach like Chateau Clorox 1980, but you don't strike me as the sort who'd abuse an animal. 'Least I hope you don't.

Also, Indy, apparently bleach does not always fit its tipplers with a dirt overcoat since someone in Allie's group tried to kill himself with some (and a pill chaser) and all the medics did was pumped his stomach and made him drink charcoal water til he puked up Burger King he'd eaten the month before.

Fun fact: bleach tastes much worse than it smells, like bitter burning!

My turn!

1. Tired of her punching me over the years growing up (though she swears she never lovingly doled out more than I could take...gee thanks) I once put my cousin in a headlock til she turned red and started panicking and she actually tapped the table three times, like in wrestling.

2. My second "real" job involved me having to take a pregnancy test a condition of employment.

3. My buddy 'n pal named his son Brandon, after Brandon Lee.

All righty, lay on!
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« Reply #364 on: August 27, 2017, 08:36:59 PM »
Indy's is #1,ER's-I'm guessing #2.
ER is right-I never bite the head off a snake.
Now the bleach-I was at work in the factory-we were bleaching the floors. I -like any true moron-picked up a hose on the floor-put it to my mouth and turned it on. Bleach had backed up into it.  Yeah,it burned pretty bad. I went to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. They tried sticking this hose down my throat-I'm not so good at deep throating hoses. I yanked it out and signed out of the hospital. I went home and got drunk.
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« Reply #365 on: August 27, 2017, 09:23:56 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 27, 2017, 08:36:59 PM
Indy's is #1,ER's-I'm guessing #2.
ER is right-I never bite the head off a snake.
Now the bleach-I was at work in the factory-we were bleaching the floors. I -like any true moron-picked up a hose on the floor-put it to my mouth and turned it on. Bleach had backed up into it.  Yeah,it burned pretty bad. I went to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. They tried sticking this hose down my throat-I'm not so good at deep throating hoses. I yanked it out and signed out of the hospital. I went home and got drunk.

No, 2 is true, I did have to take a pregnancy test for my second job.
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« Reply #366 on: August 28, 2017, 08:20:06 PM »
ER got mine right; we have gotten no rain from the hurricane.

For hers, I will say . . . #1
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« Reply #367 on: August 28, 2017, 08:39:55 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on August 28, 2017, 08:20:06 PM
ER got mine right; we have gotten no rain from the hurricane.

For hers, I will say . . . #1
3 was my lie he named his son after Draven from The Crow.
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« Reply #368 on: September 04, 2017, 08:04:05 AM »
1. I woke up to three strangers sleeping on my living room floor.

2. I woke up turned sideways on the bed.

3. I woke up this morning.
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« Reply #369 on: September 04, 2017, 10:33:50 PM »
How's about #3 being a big fat fib, since you overslept and got up after noon?
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« Reply #370 on: September 05, 2017, 06:39:33 AM »
3. was the lie but instead of oversleeping (with three small children, ha, oh, please) I got up before it was even quite morning, so...yessir.
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« Reply #371 on: September 05, 2017, 05:33:10 PM »
OK, I'll try again:

1.  I once encountered a Moray eel while snorkeling.
2.  I have found over fifty complete arrowheads in one day.
3.  I have a dog named Vicious, but he rarely lives up to his name.
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« Reply #372 on: September 05, 2017, 08:43:35 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on September 05, 2017, 05:33:10 PM
OK, I'll try again:

1.  I once encountered a Moray eel while snorkeling.
2.  I have found over fifty complete arrowheads in one day.
3.  I have a dog named Vicious, but he rarely lives up to his name.

#1-why I don't know-
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
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« Reply #373 on: September 06, 2017, 06:39:55 AM »
No, that one is true.
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« Reply #374 on: September 06, 2017, 01:22:48 PM »
Shall I, Indy?
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