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« Reply #120 on: June 17, 2017, 05:35:36 PM »

1. Even though we had a one-day Paddock Visitor pass and it was during a time when the track was closed til the fall meet, I almost got arrested for hopping a fence and two guard rails to put a rose on Ruffian's grave in the infield at Belmont Park.

2. I am in the midst of my longest stretch of celibacy since 2012....

3. I can honestly say I am worth more dead than alive....

#2 Sadly, I've got you beat.

:(

We should help each other!   TongueOut

Wait, in all seriousness though.. aren't you married?  (Not to get too personal here, but you brought the subject up...)
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« Reply #121 on: June 17, 2017, 06:01:10 PM »

1. Even though we had a one-day Paddock Visitor pass and it was during a time when the track was closed til the fall meet, I almost got arrested for hopping a fence and two guard rails to put a rose on Ruffian's grave in the infield at Belmont Park.

2. I am in the midst of my longest stretch of celibacy since 2012....

3. I can honestly say I am worth more dead than alive....

#2 Sadly, I've got you beat.

:(

We should help each other!   TongueOut

Wait, in all seriousness though.. aren't you married?  (Not to get too personal here, but you brought the subject up...)

Ha! He took our oldest on a trip to California for two weeks, but he's home now, so....

Oh!! No, I didn't mean it had been going on since 2012, I meant....since 2012 this was the longest....oh, nevermind.
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« Reply #122 on: June 17, 2017, 06:04:17 PM »

1. I once seriously injured someone I was supposed to be giving first aid to during an exercise.
2. The first time I visited London, over night the IRA blew up several bombs, each in places we had visited during the day.
3. I once got into trouble for playing air guitar while guarding the front gate at 4 am.

3. It was someone else, right?
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« Reply #123 on: June 17, 2017, 08:28:58 PM »

1. Even though we had a one-day Paddock Visitor pass and it was during a time when the track was closed til the fall meet, I almost got arrested for hopping a fence and two guard rails to put a rose on Ruffian's grave in the infield at Belmont Park.

2. I am in the midst of my longest stretch of celibacy since 2012....

3. I can honestly say I am worth more dead than alive....

#2 Sadly, I've got you beat.

:(

We should help each other!   TongueOut

Wait, in all seriousness though.. aren't you married?  (Not to get too personal here, but you brought the subject up...)

Ha! He took our oldest on a trip to California for two weeks, but he's home now, so....

Oh!! No, I didn't mean it had been going on since 2012, I meant....since 2012 this was the longest....oh, nevermind.

Actually that is what I thought you meant.  I was like, wait,  she's been celibate for (does some math) five years?  Whoa...
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« Reply #124 on: June 17, 2017, 10:38:34 PM »

1 I once  visited a gas station on the way to the house of an ex.... I ended up cloggging the toilet there

2 for some reason when I was on grade school my entire class saw the verdict of the OJ murder case live on a tv

3 once when I was drunk I deficated in the middle of a street
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« Reply #125 on: June 17, 2017, 11:36:03 PM »

1 I once  visited a gas station on the way to the house of an ex.... I ended up cloggging the toilet there

2 for some reason when I was on grade school my entire class saw the verdict of the OJ murder case live on a tv

3 once when I was drunk I deficated in the middle of a street

Gonna guess #2 because you were no longer in grade school at the time.
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« Reply #126 on: June 18, 2017, 04:30:43 AM »

1. I once seriously injured someone I was supposed to be giving first aid to during an exercise.
2. The first time I visited London, over night the IRA blew up several bombs, each in places we had visited during the day.
3. I once got into trouble for playing air guitar while guarding the front gate at 4 am.

3. It was someone else, right?

No, it was 1. The incident did happen, while I was tending to a victim of a mortar attack. My rifle slipped down and the iron sight smacked him on the head, but it was only a bruise rather than a serious injury. Afterwards I stood up and told the invigilator that this guy had died of his injuries. I did however learn a lesson from 3 and when I did guard last week I stuck to doing the soft shoe shuffle and an electric slide when some Creedence Clearwater Revival came on the radio (Sweet Hitch-Hiker).
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« Reply #127 on: June 18, 2017, 07:37:47 AM »

1. This morning at Mass, just as the priest elevated Jesus cunningly disguising himself as flatbread, a peal of thunder shook the church.

2. This morning at Mass I felt an awkward moment, realizing I only had in one earring.

3. This morning at Mass there were prayers in three modern languages, and I thought why not take the Lingua franca approach and return to Latin?
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« Reply #128 on: June 18, 2017, 09:35:03 AM »

1 I once  visited a gas station on the way to the house of an ex.... I ended up cloggging the toilet there

2 for some reason when I was on grade school my entire class saw the verdict of the OJ murder case live on a tv

3 once when I was drunk I deficated in the middle of a street

Gonna guess #2 because you were no longer in grade school at the time.

2 actually happened, try again
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« Reply #129 on: June 18, 2017, 11:43:03 AM »

1 I once  visited a gas station on the way to the house of an ex.... I ended up cloggging the toilet there

2 for some reason when I was on grade school my entire class saw the verdict of the OJ murder case live on a tv

3 once when I was drunk I deficated in the middle of a street
Please consider it a compliment when I say 3.

Gonna guess #2 because you were no longer in grade school at the time.

2 actually happened, try again
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« Reply #130 on: June 18, 2017, 12:20:16 PM »

1 I once  visited a gas station on the way to the house of an ex.... I ended up cloggging the toilet there

2 for some reason when I was on grade school my entire class saw the verdict of the OJ murder case live on a tv

3 once when I was drunk I deficated in the middle of a street
Please consider it a compliment when I say 3.

Gonna guess #2 because you were no longer in grade school at the time.

2 actually happened, try again

yup, 3 is a lie --- I did not deficate in the street on that night....I peed in the street  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #131 on: June 18, 2017, 06:25:57 PM »

1 during a power outage in college I was in the bathroom and struggled mightily to escape the stall in total darkness

2 I've been to over 20 concerts

3 I cursed like a sailor in one of my college classes on a regular basis because the professor started the cycle after cursing on the first day
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« Reply #132 on: June 19, 2017, 08:29:13 AM »

1 during a power outage in college I was in the bathroom and struggled mightily to escape the stall in total darkness

2 I've been to over 20 concerts

3 I cursed like a sailor in one of my college classes on a regular basis because the professor started the cycle after cursing on the first day

 1. Can only be true if you were awesomely inebriated, which, given that you were in college, well....

3. May be true, who knows, some professors do like to punctuate their ungrateful rants against white male dominance with liberal worship at the Church of the Eff-Bomb.

BUT

I like the sound of 2. being deceptive, because it could easily come with a Kafka-esque reveal that YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO A CONCERT IN YOUR LIFE!!!!

So we'll go with number two to win.
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« Reply #133 on: June 19, 2017, 08:36:08 AM »

1. I am having lunch today with a man who once bought a black market liver in Argentina, for his transplant.

2. When I was a kid I asked a Secret Service agent at a private party if he ever got airsick riding on helicopters, and he did not answer me or even look down at me, so I awkwardly walked away, my cheeks red.

3. I used to be friends with this guy in Texas who sailed on the SS Norway when he was a little boy, and when he met the captain, the first thing he asked him was, "Where would you put somebody if they died while we were sailing?" So the captain took this seven year old and showed him they had a genuine morgue aboard the vessel.
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« Reply #134 on: June 19, 2017, 10:09:12 AM »

1. I am having lunch today with a man who once bought a black market liver in Argentina, for his transplant.

2. When I was a kid I asked a Secret Service agent at a private party if he ever got airsick riding on helicopters, and he did not answer me or even look down at me, so I awkwardly walked away, my cheeks red.

3. I used to be friends with this guy in Texas who sailed on the SS Norway when he was a little boy, and when he met the captain, the first thing he asked him was, "Where would you put somebody if they died while we were sailing?" So the captain took this seven year old and showed him they had a genuine morgue aboard the vessel.

I'm gonna guess #2, because I don't see you giving up that easily even when you were a kid.
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