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« Reply #210 on: June 26, 2017, 03:58:54 PM »

I'm thinking #2!!!
No! The lie was 3! Which means once again I coup the famed chicken dinner of dishonesty!!!

(Just when the bloody hell would I have managed to sneak off to Chicago, dude???? LOL)
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« Reply #211 on: June 26, 2017, 05:19:45 PM »

Oopsie!

OK, let me see - I'll say maybe #2?  Although it's a hella funny  idea!

Believe it or not, NO that one is true.  I don't think I still have the original text file (maybe if I did a deep web search I could find one of the places I posted it to) but off-hand I can still remember some of the "hits' that were listed as song titles like

"Drunk At The Drive-by"
"Doing Time (In A West Virginia Coal Mine"
"Jesus and Mama Always Paroled Me"
"f**k the Police! (And the Yankees!)"
"There's Something People Like About A Pimpin' Man"

Oh, and I just came up with another one just now...

"Gold Digger Took My Gold Teeth!"

How' bout 3?

Actually.......yes.  Number three is false.  I DID have a Livejournal, but I never posted high scores of any games on it.  I mainly just talked about life in general and my job and such.
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« Reply #212 on: June 26, 2017, 09:57:27 PM »

1 technically I've never been on a  date

2 I'm an early adapter of new technology

3 I had a Myspace before that became a ghost town
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« Reply #213 on: June 26, 2017, 10:07:13 PM »

One before bed . . . guess away!

1.  I once wore a very realistic looking set of horns coming home from a Renaissance festival.  Got lots of strange looks from passing vehicles!
2.  I was a virgin till age 21.
3.  While mowing today, I ran over and killed a small ribbon snake.  I felt bad about it, too . . .
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« Reply #214 on: June 27, 2017, 01:16:53 AM »

1 technically I've never been on a  date

2 I'm an early adapter of new technology

3 I had a Myspace before that became a ghost town

1. You're a handsome dude so 1 is the lie.
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« Reply #215 on: June 27, 2017, 02:26:49 AM »

One before bed . . . guess away!

1.  I once wore a very realistic looking set of horns coming home from a Renaissance festival.  Got lots of strange looks from passing vehicles!
2.  I was a virgin till age 21.
3.  While mowing today, I ran over and killed a small ribbon snake.  I felt bad about it, too . . .

All three could be true but I'm going to go with 2 as I stayed a virgin until 36.  Smile
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« Reply #216 on: June 27, 2017, 07:55:10 AM »

One before bed . . . guess away!

1.  I once wore a very realistic looking set of horns coming home from a Renaissance festival.  Got lots of strange looks from passing vehicles!
2.  I was a virgin till age 21.
3.  While mowing today, I ran over and killed a small ribbon snake.  I felt bad about it, too . . .

All three could be true but I'm going to go with 2 as I stayed a virgin until 36.  Smile

Nope, number 2 is quite true!
Down to 50/50 - try again?
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ER
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« Reply #217 on: June 27, 2017, 09:06:31 AM »

One before bed . . . guess away!

1.  I once wore a very realistic looking set of horns coming home from a Renaissance festival.  Got lots of strange looks from passing vehicles!
2.  I was a virgin till age 21.
3.  While mowing today, I ran over and killed a small ribbon snake.  I felt bad about it, too . . .

All three could be true but I'm going to go with 2 as I stayed a virgin until 36.  Smile

Nope, number 2 is quite true!
Down to 50/50 - try again?

Unless you're trapping me deliberately, it's number 3.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #218 on: June 27, 2017, 09:11:13 AM »

1. I spent years feeling vaguely guilty that I loved someone more than the person I married, only to have it rubbed in my face this year, that so-did-he!

2. I have the weirdest feeling that lately my old dog has been telling us goodbye.

3. I have seen every Robot Chicken except one, because it's Zen to always have one episode to look forward to.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #219 on: June 27, 2017, 09:15:29 AM »

1 technically I've never been on a  date

2 I'm an early adapter of new technology

3 I had a Myspace before that became a ghost town

3.
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« Reply #220 on: June 27, 2017, 09:38:09 AM »

1 technically I've never been on a  date

2 I'm an early adapter of new technology

3 I had a Myspace before that became a ghost town

1. You're a handsome dude so 1 is the lie.


this...this is not a lie
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« Reply #221 on: June 27, 2017, 09:39:28 AM »

1 technically I've never been on a  date

2 I'm an early adapter of new technology

3 I had a Myspace before that became a ghost town

3.

I had one and loved it.......then seemingly one day everyone did a mass exodus for some reason
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« Reply #222 on: June 27, 2017, 12:07:33 PM »

One before bed . . . guess away!

1.  I once wore a very realistic looking set of horns coming home from a Renaissance festival.  Got lots of strange looks from passing vehicles!
2.  I was a virgin till age 21.
3.  While mowing today, I ran over and killed a small ribbon snake.  I felt bad about it, too . . .

All three could be true but I'm going to go with 2 as I stayed a virgin until 36.  Smile

Nope, number 2 is quite true!
Down to 50/50 - try again?

Unless you're trapping me deliberately, it's number 3.

Yup, you nailed it!!  I did mow, but no legless reptiles were harmed in the trimming of the grass.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #223 on: June 29, 2017, 10:04:36 AM »

Since nobody made a guess at my last trio, I guess I win! Chicken-dinner-chicken-dinner. (Not that I eat chickens, I just like to gloat.)

1. My vulgar words posted here yesterday were a quote from that fine homophiliac series, Queer As Folk.

2. I have felt incredibly hyper the last few days.

3. A hot air balloon semi-crash-landed in my dad's Cub Scout leader's back yard.
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« Reply #224 on: June 29, 2017, 03:44:18 PM »

Since nobody made a guess at my last trio, I guess I win! Chicken-dinner-chicken-dinner. (Not that I eat chickens, I just like to gloat.)

1. My vulgar words posted here yesterday were a quote from that fine homophiliac series, Queer As Folk.

2. I have felt incredibly hyper the last few days.

3. A hot air balloon semi-crash-landed in my dad's Cub Scout leader's back yard.

guessing 2, no reasoning behind it
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