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« Reply #375 on: September 06, 2017, 03:22:01 PM »

#2-thats alot of arrowheads to find in one day.
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« Reply #376 on: September 06, 2017, 10:28:00 PM »

Ding ding ding!  We have a winner!
   (My record is 44, actually. A couple of my friends have had fifty point days and more, but I never have.)
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« Reply #377 on: September 07, 2017, 02:51:20 AM »

1. I ate a really big nasty beetle
2.I met Verne Troyer (mini me) in a rehab
3.Scott Ian of the band Anthrax punched me in the face.
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« Reply #378 on: September 07, 2017, 06:36:15 AM »

NO idea on this one . . . so I guess I will go with maybe #3?
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« Reply #379 on: September 07, 2017, 09:39:51 AM »

NO idea on this one . . . so I guess I will go with maybe #3?
Give the man with  the arrowhead a Kewpie doll! You got it!  Thumbup
I did eat a big nasty beetle just to gross someone out.
I did met Verne in rehab-in Kalamazoo in 2007.I even drew a picture for him. A very talented and nice man.

I never met any member of Anthrax.
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« Reply #380 on: September 07, 2017, 09:42:31 AM »

1. I've used a stun gun on someone before.
2. I once unplugged a PS3 and hid it for a night.
3. One of my elementary school teachers' relatives was killed by a hailstone.
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« Reply #381 on: September 07, 2017, 09:48:30 AM »

I don't believe the hailstone-but you live in Texas,right? Hmmm-maybe-!
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« Reply #382 on: September 07, 2017, 11:00:44 AM »

Nope.
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« Reply #383 on: September 07, 2017, 01:05:23 PM »

You never hit nobody with a stun gun.
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
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« Reply #384 on: September 07, 2017, 03:30:38 PM »

Yeah, I have used a stun gun that way before. The untruth was hiding the PS 3, something I used to threaten to do if I had to hear the Skyrim theme one more time in my sleep but never did.
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« Reply #385 on: September 07, 2017, 03:43:58 PM »

Yeah, I have used a stun gun that way before. The untruth was hiding the PS 3, something I used to threaten to do if I had to hear the Skyrim theme one more time in my sleep but never did.
I should have known the crazy s**t was true. Wink
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
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« Reply #386 on: September 07, 2017, 10:29:36 PM »

Board is clean, so I'll go:

1.  My family doctor got to meet and have his picture made with former President Reagan.
2.  I once shook hands with Chuck Norris.
3.  I was a passenger in a Land Rover chasing kangaroos across the Australian outback in 1983.
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« Reply #387 on: September 09, 2017, 02:00:35 PM »

 I'm guessing you met Chuck Norris-I mean he's a Texas Ranger,right?
The third one is so crazy it has to be true.
I'll say the doc and Ronnie Ray-gun.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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« Reply #388 on: September 09, 2017, 02:50:27 PM »

Nice try, but my family doctor did in fact meet Pres. Reagan and get a photo op with him.
You're right about #3, though.
But I have never met Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #389 on: September 26, 2017, 04:26:27 PM »

1) The first time Kristi told me she loved me, I replied "And I love David Hasslehoff."
2) I once was barred for life from a bar, after it was robbed at at gunpoint, but not only was I too drunk to do anything about it, but I thought it was hilarious and couldn't stop laughing.
3) Gene Simmons wishes he had a tongue as long as mine.
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