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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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« on: January 22, 2012, 04:30:22 PM »

A fist-fight is in process in downtown Iowa City. Initial reports indicate, and these are very preliminary, that one of the fighters is a giant lizard.  Ok, who wrote this garbage?

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2012, 02:31:00 PM »

When are we gonna get some real news? I'm sick of the @#$% Kardashians!

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
Regulary relieves himself on hospitality...
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2012, 03:37:41 PM »

"Guys, maybe if we had called it the LAST Supper rather than the PENULTIMATE Supper, more than just 4 of us would have showed up.  It's worked before..."

Check out my movie reviews and articles at:<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2012, 06:20:36 PM »

Alright, who put my autopsy on the Teleprompter?

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I am APOCALYPSE, mutant! And.. um.. well hello there!
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Howdy sugah!

« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2012, 12:12:04 AM »

Jeez.. that's a big spider crawling on the desk!
Guy on far left: Kill it kill it kill it!  God I hate spiders!

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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2012, 11:52:42 PM »

How the Hell is there a fifth Twilight book?

Hammock Rider
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2012, 06:28:12 PM »


( In spooky voice) " Spirit of Andy Rooney return to us. RETURN TO US!"

Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat
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