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A.J. Bauer
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« on: January 29, 2012, 10:02:50 PM »

Just a whim. I don't know s**t about this movie.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2012, 10:03:58 PM »

Opening Credits - I don't know who these people are. As usual. I don't usually get bad movies with famous actors. I guess it stands to reason.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2012, 10:04:46 PM »

1:30 - So far it has some pretty good shots of... Err... Whatever city this is.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2012, 10:05:59 PM »

2:00 - This is Exposition News.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2012, 10:06:34 PM »

3:22 - What is that even supposed to mean?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2012, 10:08:01 PM »

4:44 - How many people say "data" like that?
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2012, 10:09:18 PM »

5:55 - That was a flare gun? It looked more like a revolver.
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A.J. Bauer
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Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2012, 10:10:19 PM »

6:53 - Wow. The dialog is SO natural and not FORCED at all.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2012, 10:11:10 PM »

7:55 - I don't see anyone in the cockpit.
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A.J. Bauer
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Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2012, 10:12:35 PM »

9:00 - Oh COME ON! These soldiers have STORM TROOPER SYNDROME!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2012, 10:13:54 PM »

AT LAST!! For once I get some REAL CHEESY STUFF! Most of the time I get intentionally bad or dull bad movies but THIS! THIS IS ART!

THANK YOU!
THANK YOU!
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2012, 10:15:29 PM »

11:47 - Yeah let's forget about the zombies and watch... What is this? I don't even-
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2012, 10:16:27 PM »

13:07 - Oh god. That accent. I'm going to die laughing.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2012, 10:21:48 PM »

17:31 - Wow. Full nudity. It's such a sad attempt. Mmm... Viewer attention. I lost my train of thought.

Mmm... Nice jugs... Uh, carry on. I got nothin'.
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A.J. Bauer
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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2012, 10:24:38 PM »

21:20 - Screams shouldn't sound like orgasms.
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