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Hammock Rider
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« on: February 02, 2012, 10:15:37 AM »



" Why Professor, THAT'S NOT a coconut speculum!"
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2012, 10:19:02 AM »

Last known pick of Mary-Ann just before the tragic paintball mishap.
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2012, 11:52:45 AM »

Even when just packing for a 3 hour trip, you must always to remember to include some neon pink...
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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2012, 11:59:47 AM »

Sherwood Schwartz announces he will begin marketing a Mary-Ann inflatable love doll.






 
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2012, 12:03:17 PM »

Teen aged boys do WHAT while watching me on "Gilligan's Island?"
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2012, 01:25:30 PM »

Skipper ! Please put your pants on!
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2012, 08:43:32 PM »

"MENAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2012, 12:17:53 AM »



Gilligan!  What the hell are you doing to the Skipper there?  And why are you both in your birthday suits?
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2012, 12:23:51 AM »

Professor: "It's nothing to worry about, just muscle cramps from overuse. It should be better in a day or two. Same with the sore knees."
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« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2012, 01:39:24 AM »

"MENAAAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 BounceGiggle TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2012, 07:50:23 PM »



The professor loved to dress up his favorite bowling ball.
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El Misfit
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« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2012, 08:21:34 PM »


here's my Ms. Pacman expression, anygood?
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« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2012, 04:07:46 AM »

WOOOOOOO!!!!  That cucumber is COLD!!!
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« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2012, 10:03:38 PM »



What has been seen cannot be unseen.
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« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2012, 05:46:52 AM »

"And the rest? What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
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