SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF SOMETHING MEN HAVE ALWAYS SUSPECTED . . .

[indianasmith]

Pay close attention!
(And please excuse the fact that I can't do some mathematical symbols on this keyboard)


As any man knows, in order to get a woman, you have to spend time and money, right?  So let's express that mathematically:

Women = Time X Money

However, any good businessman will tell you that Time IS Money.  Therefore:

Women = Money X Money (or,  M squared)

Now then, the Holy Writ informs us that "Money is the Root of All Evil", so:

The square root of M(squared) = Evil


THEREFORE:


Women = EVIL !!!!!!!


 

[AndyC]

I like it. Ironclad logic.

[Flick James]

I finally understand all that stoning in Biblical times.

[The Gravekeeper]

Rats! You've foiled our plans! Well, since we can't prey on you men anymore, I guess I'll just go and become a lesbian now.

[indianasmith]

Now don't go and do anything drastic - just because you can't rule over us doesn't mean you can't manipulate us!!!!

oops!  Gotta go, wife is calling!

[Menard]

Pay close attention!
(And please excuse the fact that I can't do some mathematical symbols on this keyboard)


As any man knows, in order to get a woman, you have to spend time and money, right?  So let's express that mathematically:

Women = Time X Money

However, any good businessman will tell you that Time IS Money.  Therefore:

Women = Money X Money (or,  M squared)

Now then, the Holy Writ informs us that "Money is the Root of All Evil", so:

The square root of M(squared) = Evil


THEREFORE:


Women = EVIL !!!!!!!


 

You really need to stop drinking the shampoo; it always leads to this...bubbly mood.

[Hammock Rider]

I guess that's why you don't see many mathameticinas hanging out with women.

[InformationGeek]

Your theory is radical and quite dangerous.  This new theory could change everything and make you a target.  Be careful and keep spreading the word!

[tracy]

Pay close attention!
(And please excuse the fact that I can't do some mathematical symbols on this keyboard)


As any man knows, in order to get a woman, you have to spend time and money, right?  So let's express that mathematically:

Women = Time X Money

However, any good businessman will tell you that Time IS Money.  Therefore:

Women = Money X Money (or,  M squared)

Now then, the Holy Writ informs us that "Money is the Root of All Evil", so:

The square root of M(squared) = Evil


THEREFORE:


Women = EVIL !!!!!!!


 

Dude! I am flabbergasted! Stunned! Shocked! Yet impressed by your genius.

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

You will have ample time to spread the word after Mrs. Indy send you to sleep with the goats.

[Silverlady]

We are not  ... evil!   Just gullible.  EVE, the first woman, believed a story that a snake told her.  l'll admit, a talking snake should have been her first clue!  Duh!  But we all know that it was SATAN, masquerading as that snake,  who told her to give the apple to ADAM, the first man.   That didn't make her a bad person ... just an airhead. 


 

[AndyC]

We are not  ... evil!   Just gullible.  EVE, the first woman, believed a story that a snake told her.  l'll admit, a talking snake should have been her first clue!  Duh!  But we all know that it was SATAN, masquerading as that snake,  who told her to give the apple to ADAM, the first man.   That didn't make her a bad person ... just an airhead. 

That's not the way I understand the story. I refer you to one older and wiser than I.

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[Menard]

EVE, the first woman, believed a story that a snake told her.

...and ever since, long slimy things continue to get women, and men, into trouble.

[Snivelly]

Yes we're evil, but face it, you'll all keep falling for our tricks.  As long as there are things like cleavage and stilletto heels we'll still get our way.

[Allhallowsday]

Indy may not make sense, but at least he keeps it interesting.