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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...
« on: February 05, 2012, 11:46:31 PM »


Man, this duty sucks.  I'd rather be out on the front lines than standing here watching prisoners all day - especially when they're using the bathroom, or well, you know...
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2012, 04:18:20 PM »
I know it's tough....but we're gonna be out here all day if you don't learn to land this thing!
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2012, 08:56:37 PM »
Quote from: sprite75 on February 05, 2012, 11:46:31 PM



Guard #1: Man, about freakin' time!
Driver of pizza delivery ship: Haaaa.. kkkkkk... here is your pizza.  Double cheese with pepperoni and sausage.  May the force be with you.
Guard #2: Wha.. Lord Vader?!  Is that you?!
Vader: Yes, I'm afraid.  The Jedi have forced us into an ecomonic depression, so I needed some extra cash on the side.  That will be 26 galactic credits.
Guard #3: Here you go, Lord Vader.  Give our best to the Emperor.
Vader: What.. no tip?!! (uses force to strangle guards)
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2012, 09:17:50 PM »
"Hey Frank? You ever wonder if the whole 'Panopticon' thing kind of loses its effect if the prisoners can see us?"

"Shut up, Bill."
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Jack
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2012, 07:46:49 AM »
Guard #1:  "Well at least they finally put railings on these things.  I remember back on the old Death Star, take one wrong step and it's a 1,000 foot drop.  That could be hell on a Monday morning."
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2012, 12:18:45 PM »
"As building inspector I've found 867 faults that need correcting, and we're only on the first floor."
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