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« on: February 07, 2012, 07:48:48 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2012, 01:37:43 PM »

Since we couldn't find any tomatoes we decided to raise toddlers.

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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2012, 11:06:45 AM »

Being incarcerated has made Li'l Wayne a changed man.  He cleaned up, did some studying, and found Elmo, his new Lord and Savior...

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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2012, 05:13:46 PM »

It still beats having to go to school.
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 06:26:12 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2012, 07:11:17 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2012, 05:10:48 PM »

Wow, I guess my parents really could have found me under a cabbage leaf!

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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2012, 10:23:39 PM »

Okay, tree's in my bed, wearing my pajamas. I could actually get away with this.

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