Nicholas Cage: Vampire!

[Raffine]

Unquestionable proof that Nicholas Cage is a vampire.

For a cool million dollars (plus $2.75 shipping and handling) you can own the proof!


Bloodsucking Freak

[BoyScoutKevin]

Not impressed. There have been enough photos taken since the camera was invented, that if each of us could look at all those photos, the odds are that each of us would find a photo of someone that looked like us.

What is more impressive, is have you ever met someone who was your double? My sister has. She met someone who looked just like her, but a few years older, who actually knocked on the door, where she was living at that time. She said she darn near had a heart attack, when she opened the door in response to the knock and saw her older self standing there.

I never have seen my double, but someone did come into the place where I was working at the time, before I retired, and he looked enough like me, that he fooled my fellow employees into thinking he was me, and these were people who had known me for over twenty years. I now wish I had seen him.

When I was walking in the downtown area of the city, where I live, I did see someone who was the spitting image of my brother-in-law.

Thus, there is someone out there who probably looks just like us. If not now, then in the past.

[Raffine]

UPDATE!

Cage denies vampire rumor on The Late Show.

This can only mean one thing: David Letterman is a vampire, too.

[Flick James]

UPDATE!

Cage denies vampire rumor on The Late Show.

This can only mean one thing: David Letterman is a vampire, too.

 

Kevin may be choosing to seriously analyze this story, but I for one am happy to take the story and run with it.

I don't question your logic. Cage must be a vampire. And Letterman too. That's the only explanation for how they've been able to have careers this long. They've been glammering everybody. It all makes sense now.

[tracy]

Wow....I always thought there was something unusual about him.