I'd like to see you do a review of one of the worst movies ever.. BLOOD FEAST! I know some view this as an unsung masterpiece, but dear God, it's horrible! Poor score, goofy effects (I know, gore was big news at the time, but that's absolutely all it has going for it that is intentional), and utterly painful acting. It's definitely worth watching for laughs, but there is nothing else to recommend it. Please, give it some thought. And one parting question: have you ever had... AN EGYPTIAN FEAST???? (dramatic sting)
I'd like to see that as I've only ever heard of it before.