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« on: February 15, 2012, 10:58:21 PM »

It's a shark movie.  It's from  The Asylum.  It has Carmen Electra, her husband, a rather ditzy sailing instructor, a gaggle of college age shark bait, and a volcanic atoll that is slowly sinking into the sea.  And it has a fifty foot, two headed shark that seemingly must devour about three people every hour to maintain its strangely aquadynamic figure!

In other words, it was born and made for BadMovies.Org!!!

This was pure cheesy fun from start to finish.  It featured bad CGI, random gratuitous skinny dipping, random gratuitious skinny chomping, boat chomping, professor chomping, and lots of other good stuff!

This one is worth the rental. Cheers

Now, dare I try SUPER SHARK?
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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2012, 11:17:58 PM »

I saw this piece of s**t. I can't even believe it's a real movie. The CGI was just awfull!
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 11:35:31 PM »

It was definitely bad.  but, to me at least, it was FUN bad.  Unlike, say, MOMMY'S LITTLE MONSTER, which was painful to watch bad.
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2012, 08:10:44 AM »

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that the volcano probably erupts on the shark in the end?   BounceGiggle

I'll have to put that on the list to watch after I get through Megashark vs. Crockosaurus and Dinocroc vs. Supergator   TeddyR
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« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2012, 08:27:05 PM »

No, the solution involves a gas can and a wet t-shirt.

I'll leave it at that!  TeddyR
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« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2012, 08:10:34 AM »

No, the solution involves a gas can and a wet t-shirt.

I'll leave it at that!  TeddyR

Now you've just put this on my "must see" list   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2012, 04:08:47 PM »

This one wasn't too bad.  It just came to Netflix streaming here in the US.


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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2012, 02:33:03 PM »

This one wasn't too bad.  It just came to Netflix streaming here in the US.

Did it?  Hmm, I'll probably check this one out then.
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2012, 02:44:40 PM »

This one wasn't too bad.  It just came to Netflix streaming here in the US.

Did it?  Hmm, I'll probably check this one out then.

Correction.  The DVD is available from Netflix but it's not on their streaming at the moment.  My bad.


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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2012, 02:47:40 PM »

This one wasn't too bad.  It just came to Netflix streaming here in the US.

Did it?  Hmm, I'll probably check this one out then.

Correction.  The DVD is available from Netflix but it's not on their streaming at the moment.  My bad.


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My dreams of watching Two Headed Shark Attack, RUINED!  *Runs Away sobbing*
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2012, 05:50:58 PM »

My dreams of watching Two Headed Shark Attack, RUINED!  *Runs Away sobbing*

Sorry about that.  You'll have to wait the day or two it takes for the DVD to arrive instead. 

Anticipation. Wink


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« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2012, 03:37:45 PM »

I really must drop this belief that there's nothing else to be done in the "killer shark" genre, at least as long as Asylum is around. Lookingup TeddyR
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2012, 11:09:28 PM »

I did like the movie (cause I like bad movies), but from a critical standpoint, shark movies have been done to death.
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2012, 08:25:57 PM »

So, you might say the shark has jumped itself.
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« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2012, 09:08:02 PM »

So, you might say the shark has jumped itself.


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