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« on: February 25, 2012, 02:24:50 AM »

"It appears that in my haste to report to the bridge, I neglected to put on my uniform."
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2012, 09:28:27 AM »

Tuvok suddenly realizes he has a bad case of rug burn.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2012, 07:39:09 PM »

"Actually Captain, According to regulation MX-1649A section A paragraph 3, the thong is considered an acceptable Starfleet Uniform, and as such, will remain my duty uniform until you make that b**ch Seven of Nine put on an outfit that actually fits her." 
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2012, 03:31:38 PM »

Polyester uniforms are most illogical.

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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2012, 02:32:36 PM »

'Note to self. Before batazed wedding, remove all incriminating tatoos and animated body art.'

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Hi there!

« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2012, 09:48:15 PM »

I am too sexy for my shirt!

yeah no.
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2012, 11:33:29 PM »

Even Vulcans, it seems, have that "show up for work naked" nightmare.

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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2012, 12:19:23 PM »

I'm tired of being the smart guy! Why can't I be the eye candy for once?

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