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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...
« on: March 05, 2012, 08:32:38 PM »


Note to self: Thank Riker and Troi for this spa recommendation
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retrorussell
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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2012, 12:12:08 AM »
Hey, Captain!  Know what this is?

What is it?

It's a brain sucker.  You know what it's doing?

No.. what?

It's going hungry.  Ha ha ha!

Leave me alone... idiot.
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tracy
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2012, 03:59:02 PM »
I would read the bumps on your head but there aren't any....get me a hammer!
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Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.
Nakuyabi
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2012, 06:40:30 PM »


Picard: Torture me all you want, Klingon, I'll never crack!

Klingon: Oh, but you will. By the time my mind probe is through with you, you'll
be begging to tell me everything you know. You'll be my puppet; my slave!

Picard: Great! You're doing great! Turn your little toy up!
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El Misfit
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Hi there!
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2012, 06:42:09 PM »
Klingon: how's that?
Picard: I love it, you made feel FABULOUS!!!!

Klingon: don't sing "fabulous" again
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yeah no.
WildHoosier09
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I've got to find out what causes this and put a st
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2012, 09:05:19 PM »
Ok, let's size you up for a toupee
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TheDope
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.


WWW
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2012, 07:09:14 AM »


KLINGON BABE - The itsy bitsy spider crawls up the fat bald head...

PICARD - WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE??!
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sprite75
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2012, 07:23:07 PM »
Picard, you have dandruff
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sprite75
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2012, 10:58:52 AM »
The Klingons have adapted the Turkish Bath to their own culture.  Captain Picard decided to try it out for once.
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Chainsawmidget
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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 10:16:52 PM »
So, tell me Picard, have you ever seen the movie Hannibal? 
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AndyC
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2012, 10:10:53 AM »
"Well, actually, Captain, a Klingon baby's butt is much rougher than this."
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