Did Archie 'dump' in anybody's soup? (PF)

[Menard]

I always love any news which leaves neanderthals screaming and jumping like the monkeys they are. Archie Comics being the progressive voice in gay marriage is something I would not have thought, but I must confess to presuming and being dead wrong in the light of this issue of Archie Comics. Interestingly, though, this same-sex marriage is also apparently the first interracial marriage in the Archie universe, so they don't get too many props for being progressive.

Cracked.com: How Archie's Gay Friend Proved the Internet Can Do Good

And no, I'm not the one who wrote this article. I realize with the sarcasm and crass innuendo it may seem that way, but it's not mine. Although I must give props to the lovely writing style of the author.