Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
March 03, 2015, 10:09:31 AM
544437 Posts in 41284 Topics by 5248 Members
Latest Member: rannerjord Forum  |  Movies  |  Humorous Captions  |  What the... « previous next »
Pages: [1]
Author Topic: What the...  (Read 979 times)
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 209
Posts: 2614

I'm a Mac...

« on: March 12, 2012, 06:34:41 PM »

What the hell?  Wesley does Pacifica? Wesley does Dallas?  Wesley does Vulcan?  Do I dare see what's in these files?

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
Clouseau! Hmhmhmhmm!!! (twitch)
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 810
Posts: 7744

You said "Minkey"!

« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2012, 03:13:26 AM »

Man.. I'm lost in this mall and these directions don't help worth a damn!

HBO in space!<br />
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 1446
Posts: 8596

A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!

« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2012, 07:28:26 AM »

Jean-Luc, why did you de-friend me on Facebook?

"Carpe diem!" - Seize the day!  "Carpe per diem!" - Seize the daily living allowance! "Carpe carp!" - Seize the fish!
"Carpe Ngo Diem!" - Seize the South Vietnamese Dictator!
Inventor of the Turnip Twaddler and
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 302
Posts: 3124

« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2012, 01:44:27 PM »

Okay....who's been messing with the computer? It had Jean-Luc scheduled for a hysterectomy.

Yes,I'm long as I don't look too closely.
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

Karma: 1854
Posts: 15438

Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2012, 09:05:19 AM »

"F*cking GPS...even in spaceships they don't work..."

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 1091
Posts: 9912

« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2012, 09:16:32 AM »

I can see Jean-Luc's reflection in the glass.  He's checkin' out my butt.  Maybe I'll wiggle it a bit for him.

I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

Karma: 401
Posts: 7085

« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2012, 08:27:35 AM »

I'm getting a message from...Dr. Who? And why is there an ancient Police telephone box on the 'incoming call' GIF?

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
Pages: [1] Forum  |  Movies  |  Humorous Captions  |  What the... « previous next »
    Jump to:  

    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email

    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.