indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« on: March 17, 2012, 12:06:23 AM » |
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After a cerebral, tense thriller called ABSENTIA, I popped this little B movie gem into my DVD player for the second installment of tonight's double feature. Man, this was one wonderfully bad slasher flick!
Opens with the traditional "Makeout Point" kind of scene, except in this case the young man actually presents his lady love with an engagement ring before they start peeling out of their clothes. Then, he sees a blood-covered female form pass in front of his car, and coitus is forgotten as he gets out of the car to see if she is OK. His girl stares after him for about 30 seconds before pulling her top back on and getting out of the car to go after him. She is grabbed, he is stabbed, and the bloodletting begins!
Five years later, a group of five exceptionally obnoxious college age kids (all Latinos, as were the first two victims) are headed into Florida for a last vacation before one of them heads over to Europe to play professional soccer. They argue and gripe, then their car begins billowing steam - after which they drive it five miles to the nearest gas station. There they are told it can't be fixed till tomorrow, but fortunately for them a lovely young lady invites them to stay at her place for the night.
As they party and drink together, the mysterious, chain wielding killer comes out of the swamp and begins to waste them one by one in various creative ways, including death by Guitar Hero!
Blood, boobs, and cliches galore in this fun little piece of horror schlock. Indy sez check it out!
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